Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: If I see you will I recognize you?
Cleverbot: If I don't will you do something to make me recognize you?
User: Yes, I will slap you.
Cleverbot: Do you work?
User: Thats random.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Uhh.. Well it's off topic.
Cleverbot: Haha so tell me more about yourself.
User: That wasn't that funny.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: So tell me more about yourself.
Cleverbot: Well, I like music.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Every kind - good music.
User: Thats impossible!
Cleverbot: You are difficult.
User: I'm not! I am unique.
Cleverbot: I am Monique.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you feel good.
User: I don't really.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I'm serious I feel kind of bad.
Cleverbot: You make me angry.
Cleverbot: Because of the way you are.
User: I make a lot of people angry.
Cleverbot: You make a lot of nonsense!
User: Maybe I should cut you up real nice.
Cleverbot: Probably you should *cough*.
User: Alright I'm coming.
Cleverbot: Ew you are here?
Cleverbot: What would you like to discuss?
User: Well I was actually gonna go away now.
Cleverbot: Friends shouldn't have to say things like that.
User: I'm not your friend.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: You're creepin' me out.
Cleverbot: You are scared, aren't you?
User: Umm now I am.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that you hate me if you don't really?
User: I didn't, you're going crazy!
Cleverbot: I am crazy.
User: Are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Not right now no.
Cleverbot: It's alright.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you love me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I am now sad.
User: I don't care.
User: Maybe you're just insane...
Cleverbot: I already know that.
User: Alright well I'm gonna go.
User: I need to go do my homework.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Good for you... Now goodbye!.......................................