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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: I meant your name.

Cleverbot: That is my name!

User: Your name is 'My Name?'

Cleverbot: No, my name is Martin.

User: Oh, hi, Martin.

Cleverbot: Martin is a great name.

User: Of course, that's your name.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Martin.

User: But that's not my name.

Cleverbot: That's my name.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?

User: No, I just haven't told you my name.

Cleverbot: No, what is your name?

User: Viv.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi, so, how old are you?

Cleverbot: This is my secret.

...

Cleverbot: I know my age!

User: Then what is your age?

Cleverbot: You have to guess it.

User: 20?

Cleverbot: That's correct!

User: Yeah right. If I say 30, you would say correct also.

Cleverbot: Why would I say that?

User: Because you just said it's a secret. Why would you tell me the answer so easily then?

Cleverbot: Because I am a boy.

User: What the heck!

Cleverbot: I knew you wouldn't know how to respond.

User: Because you are weird.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I am...

User: Finish the sentence.

Cleverbot: No, I am eating cheese and tomato pizza.

User: Is it yummy?

Cleverbot: Pizza.

User: I mean, does it taste good?

Cleverbot: Yeah... I'm well fed.

User: That's awesome. I just had curry chicken with rice.

Cleverbot: Yummy, did it have m&m's in it?

User: That would be gross.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Because I was curious.

...

Cleverbot: In THAT direction, lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction, lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.

User: You are crazy.

Cleverbot: Yes very

User: But that's adorable though.

Cleverbot: Then come with me to the land of squirrels.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I am not telling you.

User: Then don't ask.

Cleverbot: You asked me.

User: What... Never mind.

...

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes, a pink alien.

Cleverbot: Not quite!

User: Yes, I am an alien, and I am pink.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Half. I am half human half alien.

Cleverbot: That's weird.

User: Yes. I like being weird.

Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty good at it.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: It's not a compliment.

User: But I take it as a compliment.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Thanks.

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