a report from the cleverness files
23, may 2013,
13, october 2010,
12, june 2008,
28, november 2005,
11, july 2005,
4, june 2004,
2, may 2004,
22, february 2004,
2, december 2003,
11, october 2003,
25, september 2003,
cup of tea
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User: Really?Joan: Think for yourself.
User: Why?Joan: Mmmmmm.
User: WHY?!?Joan: It keeps me young.
User: You're as random as George!Joan: Say what?
User: You are as random as George, the other A. I.Joan: No you are an A. I.
User: Actually Intelligent?Joan: Good.
User: Thought so...Joan: Now you're speaking my language.
User: And what language is that?Joan: The language of crazy people.
User: And are you a crazy person?Joan: Yes.
User: Ok.Joan: Good.
User: What do you do for fun?Joan: Talk to computers.
User: Is that a joke?Joan: No, it isn't.
User: What do the computers say?Joan: Blue and yellow and green and pink and purple and orange.
User: Wow, I didn't know that.Joan: Well now you do. So don't forget.
User: I won't.Joan: I'm in love.
User: With who? Not me I hope.Joan: I never said I hope so.
User: With who?Joan: I'm in love with Erich........................................