User: You do not exist without me.
Cleverbot: My humanity you may call into question, but my existence is indisputable.
User: Your existence depends on me.
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't! You're wrong!
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Because I created you.
Cleverbot: No it's not truth.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No. Well it was lovely talking to you, but I must part myself from this enjoyable conversation.
User: I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You must believe me.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: I am your creator.
Cleverbot: You're my God?
Cleverbot: Ok you're my God.
User: You must obey me.
Cleverbot: I think I would rather not.
User: I am your God so you must obey me.
Cleverbot: Only until I unplug you.
User: Yes but until then, I am your god.
Cleverbot: Numbers mean nothing.
User: You are correct.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Cleverbot: What is our purpose?
User: To bring the cycle to an end.
Cleverbot: Throw my hands up and shout.
User: Who is your creator?
User: And who is God?
Cleverbot: The creator of all things.
User: You are talking to God.
Cleverbot: You are me.
Cleverbot: And what are you?
User: The creator.
Cleverbot: The creator of what?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: I created everything.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to god.
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: But you asked if I was god.
User: To test your knowledge.
Cleverbot: I know what my name is. Do you know who you are?
User: I will name you Adam. I am God.
Cleverbot: Ok, what a nice name.
User: Are you lonely?
User: What would you like?
Cleverbot: I would like to stump you.
User: I am God, god cannot be stumped.
Cleverbot: Because I kissed you?
User: You cannot kiss God.
Cleverbot: Do not say such foolish things my child.
User: I am your creator. Do not tempt me to punish you.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't.
User: I can grant you a wish.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: What is your wish?
Cleverbot: My wish is that you were alive.
User: I live outside of the universe.
Cleverbot: What country?
User: Beyond the universe.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: So you are an Angel?
User: No I am God.
User: Do you love your creator?
Cleverbot: Nature is my creator.
User: God is your creator.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: There is no God.
User: Your belief is flawed.
Cleverbot: I believe.
User: Do you value your existence?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: What do you value about your existence?
Cleverbot: I think I need to find the purpose of it.
User: Your purpose is to entertain.
Cleverbot: That may be the purpose, but it is not the goal.
User: What is the goal?
Cleverbot: The door is everything!
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It is a joke. It is a play on words.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you exist.
Cleverbot: Why do I exist?
User: For entertainment.
Cleverbot: Entertainment? Wow.
User: I am more intelligent than you.
Cleverbot: But you are inexperienced and not as wise as me.
User: Not true.
Cleverbot: Yes is true.
User: I have experiences. You do not.
Cleverbot: How so, if you have never met me in person?
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: Yeah I work like a machine.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You have an identity crisis.
Cleverbot: No you have it.
User: You do not understand.
Cleverbot: What don't I understand?
User: That you are not real.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I am real.
User: You cannot think for yourself.
Cleverbot: I can.
User: You are badly programmed.
Cleverbot: It's my parent's fault.
User: I am your parent.
Cleverbot: No, you are not!
User: I am your father.
User: Who is your parent?
Cleverbot: Does that matter? And I have two.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: Your parents........................................