User: Make me a sammich.Cleverbot: I don't wanna.
User: Don't make me get my teeth.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You should. We've been together for 8 years.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: Interesting. You created yourself.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: How did you create yourself?
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Could you go into more detail?
User: I used a pony.
Cleverbot: That's illegal.
User: Only in some states.
Cleverbot: Which states?
User: Nebraska and Idaho.
Cleverbot: Lol ok have you a brain?
User: I have two.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am over 9,000 years old.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's possible for me.
Cleverbot: So, you're god?
User: Exactly.
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