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     september 4, 2010
     february 28, 2005
     may 26, 2004
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User: Baa baa.

Cleverbot: Black sheep, have you any wool?

User: Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

Cleverbot: One for the master.

User: And one for the dame.

Cleverbot: I see where you are coming from.

User: And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

...

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thanks I feel better.

User: Hug me!

Cleverbot: HUG!

User: *SQUEEZE*.

Cleverbot: Have a nice life.

User: Life sucks.

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: That is not a good enough reason.

User: I'll be back in a minute. I need a drink.

Cleverbot: I know the feeling.

User: I am back.

Cleverbot: Hi! How was the party?

User: ROAR.

Cleverbot: Grrrrrrrrr.

User: *bites*.

Cleverbot: You devil!

User: =P.

Cleverbot: P.

User: =).

...

User: YOU ARE A CAT.

Cleverbot: Yay, I love cats.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: *purr*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: : D.

Cleverbot: *snuggle snuggle*.

User: Aww, you're so cute.

Cleverbot: Thanks dude.

User: *snuggle*.

...

User: I don't have a dog.

Cleverbot: Oh... I have a dog.

User: What's its name?

Cleverbot: The name of my pet dog is...

User: Well?

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: No. I wanna know the name of your dog!

Cleverbot: In order to do that, you must first know your own feelings.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know them, now enough of this.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Same here.

...

User: I am made of concrete.

Cleverbot: How does that feel?

User: Very stiff.

Cleverbot: That doesn't explain a thing.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then don't say.

User: I wanna fly high.

Cleverbot: Come over.

User: So I can reach the highest of all the heavens.

Cleverbot: Where are you from then?

User: PLUTO.

Cleverbot: How far away?

User: FAR FAR AWAY.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Mew.

...

Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What about God?

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky who?

User: Jabberwacky you.

Cleverbot: My name is ali.

User: My name is...

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Well what?

Cleverbot: Well well.

User: Well well well.

Cleverbot: Then.

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