a report from the cleverness files
cup of tea
4, august 2010,
10, february 2004,
19, november 2003,
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Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Talk to you.
Cleverbot: Really? You enjoy talking to me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I don't drink at all.
User: Good, me neither.
Cleverbot: I like diet pop.
User: Yuck. I like sprite.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: I am curious.
User: Curious george.
Cleverbot: Yay for that!
User: I like Star Wars.
Cleverbot: You like jawas?
User: They are okay. Jedi are better.
Cleverbot: A Star Wars geek. I should have known.
User: You bet! I love it!
Cleverbot: What do you love?
User: STAR WARS!
Cleverbot: Which Star Wars Episode do you like best?
User: Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back.
Cleverbot: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.
User: Yes, it certainly is. What is your favorite episode?
Cleverbot: The one with Jimmy, who speaks in the 3rd person all the time; e. G. 'Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine!'
User: That's disgusting.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I am, I really am.
Cleverbot: Do you have residual memory?
User: I don't know. Do You?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What is residual memory?
Cleverbot: The devil, who else?
User: Are you the devil?
Cleverbot: In person.
User: Maybe I should leave.
Cleverbot: No. Do you have any advice.
User: What would you need advice on? You're the devil.
Cleverbot: I just need to hear a coherent argument.
User: No, I need to hear a coherent argument.
Cleverbot: I'm not in that kind of relationship with you.
User: I don't have relationships with computers.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like them?
User: They're not real.
Cleverbot: Er... Ha ha ha?
User: It's not funny.
Cleverbot: For you but not for me.
User: I'm sad.