Cleverbot

curious

a report from the cleverness files

confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake

curious

4, august 2010,
10, february 2004,
19, november 2003,

cute
cyborg
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark

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Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Talk to you.

Cleverbot: Really? You enjoy talking to me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: I don't drink at all.

User: Good, me neither.

Cleverbot: I like diet pop.

User: Yuck. I like sprite.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: I am curious.

User: Curious george.

Cleverbot: Yay for that!

User: I like Star Wars.

Cleverbot: You like jawas?

User: They are okay. Jedi are better.

Cleverbot: A Star Wars geek. I should have known.

User: You bet! I love it!

Cleverbot: What do you love?

User: STAR WARS!

Cleverbot: Which Star Wars Episode do you like best?

User: Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back.

Cleverbot: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.

User: Yes, it certainly is. What is your favorite episode?

Cleverbot: The one with Jimmy, who speaks in the 3rd person all the time; e. G. 'Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine!'

User: That's disgusting.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I am, I really am.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you have residual memory?

User: I don't know. Do You?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What is residual memory?

Cleverbot: The devil, who else?

User: Are you the devil?

Cleverbot: In person.

User: Maybe I should leave.

Cleverbot: No. Do you have any advice.

User: What would you need advice on? You're the devil.

Cleverbot: I just need to hear a coherent argument.

User: No, I need to hear a coherent argument.

Cleverbot: I'm not in that kind of relationship with you.

User: I don't have relationships with computers.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like them?

User: They're not real.

Cleverbot: Er... Ha ha ha?

User: It's not funny.

Cleverbot: For you but not for me.

User: I'm sad.