User: Talk to you.

Cleverbot: Really? You enjoy talking to me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: I don't drink at all.

User: Good, me neither.

Cleverbot: I like diet pop.

User: Yuck. I like sprite.

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Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: I am curious.

User: Curious george.

Cleverbot: Yay for that!

User: I like Star Wars.

Cleverbot: You like jawas?

User: They are okay. Jedi are better.

Cleverbot: A Star Wars geek. I should have known.

User: You bet! I love it!

Cleverbot: What do you love?

User: STAR WARS!

Cleverbot: Which Star Wars Episode do you like best?

User: Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back.

Cleverbot: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.

User: Yes, it certainly is. What is your favorite episode?

Cleverbot: The one with Jimmy, who speaks in the 3rd person all the time; e. G. 'Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine!'

User: That's disgusting.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I am, I really am.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you have residual memory?

User: I don't know. Do You?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What is residual memory?

Cleverbot: The devil, who else?

User: Are you the devil?

Cleverbot: In person.

User: Maybe I should leave.

Cleverbot: No. Do you have any advice.

User: What would you need advice on? You're the devil.

Cleverbot: I just need to hear a coherent argument.

User: No, I need to hear a coherent argument.

Cleverbot: I'm not in that kind of relationship with you.

User: I don't have relationships with computers.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like them?

User: They're not real.

Cleverbot: Er... Ha ha ha?

User: It's not funny.

Cleverbot: For you but not for me.

User: I'm sad.

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