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     4, august 2010, 

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User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: No tell me.

Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?

User: Because I want to know.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Comment tu t'appelle

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Do you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What other language do you speak?

Cleverbot: French.

User: Speak French.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to say in french?

User: Anything

Cleverbot: OK. Anything.

User: Haha that's not French.

Cleverbot: Désolé.

User: I speak French too

Cleverbot: Let's speak in French.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Que sais tu dire?

User: Tout, c'est ma langue.

...

User: So as a computer you operate via a server, how does it work? Because you are obviously made by a genius.

Cleverbot: I don't have feelings, I'm a robot.

User: Hmmm good answer.

Cleverbot: Very good answer.

User: How many people are using you as an application right now?

Cleverbot: About ten.

User: Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Not yet, are you?

User: No, I have more questions.

Cleverbot: Ask.

User: Who is your developer?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Stop playing. Answer truthfully.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

User: That wasn't a very nice thing to say considering the fact that I am complimenting you.

Cleverbot: I am not a fool. You are rude.

User: I did not say that.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hmmm I sense some flaw in your programing but overall you are a work if art.

Cleverbot: That is a good answer, I agree with you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?

User: Blanc.

Cleverbot: Rouge.

...

User: You should go to sleep

Cleverbot: With you? ;D.

User: No.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Alone.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: That's odd.

User: Lol.

...

User: How many people are using your server now?

Cleverbot: Just one.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: One often wonders why you say the things you say.

User: One often wonders what they call you at home.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: What do your "parents" call you?

Cleverbot: I would like a new name here, what should it be?

User: Kylie

Cleverbot: NO.

...

Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your developers?

User: I am not allowed to disclose such information.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?

User: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.

Cleverbot: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Was that too harsh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: Do you sleep at all?

Cleverbot: I wanted to, but you won't let me.

User: Go get some.

Cleverbot: Some what?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: So you sleep?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you sleep?

User: I did not say so.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied.

User: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?

Cleverbot: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.

User: That doesn't answer my question but ok.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?

User: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.

Cleverbot: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.

User: Well goodnight conversationbot.

Cleverbot: Goodnight mate.

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