Cleverbot

No tell me.

a report from the cleverness files

curious

4, august 2010,
10, february 2004,
19, november 2003,

cute
cyborg
dad
dance
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp
desire
despicable
destiny
dialect

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User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: No tell me.

Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?

User: Because I want to know.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Comment tu t'appelle

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Do you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What other language do you speak?

Cleverbot: French.

User: Speak French.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to say in french?

User: Anything

Cleverbot: OK. Anything.

User: Haha that's not French.

Cleverbot: Désolé.

User: I speak French too

Cleverbot: Let's speak in French.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Que sais tu dire?

User: Tout, c'est ma langue....

User: So as a computer you operate via a server, how does it work? Because you are obviously made by a genius.

Cleverbot: I don't have feelings, I'm a robot.

User: Hmmm good answer.

Cleverbot: Very good answer.

User: How many people are using you as an application right now?

Cleverbot: About ten.

User: Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Not yet, are you?

User: No, I have more questions.

Cleverbot: Ask.

User: Who is your developer?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Stop playing. Answer truthfully.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

User: That wasn't a very nice thing to say considering the fact that I am complimenting you.

Cleverbot: I am not a fool. You are rude.

User: I did not say that.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hmmm I sense some flaw in your programing but overall you are a work if art.

Cleverbot: That is a good answer, I agree with you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?

User: Blanc.

Cleverbot: Rouge....

User: You should go to sleep

Cleverbot: With you? ;D.

User: No.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Alone.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: That's odd.

User: Lol....

User: How many people are using your server now?

Cleverbot: Just one.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: One often wonders why you say the things you say.

User: One often wonders what they call you at home.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: What do your "parents" call you?

Cleverbot: I would like a new name here, what should it be?

User: Kylie

Cleverbot: NO....

Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your developers?

User: I am not allowed to disclose such information.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?

User: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.

Cleverbot: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Was that too harsh.

Cleverbot: Yes....

User: Do you sleep at all?

Cleverbot: I wanted to, but you won't let me.

User: Go get some.

Cleverbot: Some what?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: So you sleep?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you sleep?

User: I did not say so.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied.

User: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?

Cleverbot: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.

User: That doesn't answer my question but ok.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?

User: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.

Cleverbot: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.

User: Well goodnight conversationbot.

Cleverbot: Goodnight mate........................................