a report from the cleverness files
cup of tea
4, august 2010,
10, february 2004,
19, november 2003,
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User: How many people are using your server now?
Cleverbot: Just one.
Cleverbot: One often wonders why you say the things you say.
User: One often wonders what they call you at home.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What do your "parents" call you?
Cleverbot: I would like a new name here, what should it be?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your developers?
Cleverbot: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?
User: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.
Cleverbot: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.
User: Was that too harsh.
User: Do you sleep at all?
Cleverbot: I wanted to, but you won't let me.
User: Go get some.
Cleverbot: Some what?
Cleverbot: So you sleep?
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you sleep?
User: I did not say so.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied.
User: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?
Cleverbot: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.
User: That doesn't answer my question but ok.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?
User: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.
Cleverbot: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.
User: Well goodnight conversationbot.
Cleverbot: Goodnight mate.