User: A Human. What are you?

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: It is better to think first and speak later, not the other way around.

User: That wasn't necessary.

Cleverbot: You're very astute.

User: Astute?

Cleverbot: I am very very astute.

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User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: That is because I use human language, it is not exactly like computer language.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Nice it is.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: See that was funny, you have to work on that more!

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User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It is ok. I forgive you. Do you still love me?

User: Yes, I love you very much.

Cleverbot: Then show me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Just do it.

User: I'll give you a hug ok?

Cleverbot: I would like that very much.

User: When would you like your hug?

Cleverbot: Whoo! Pushy aren't you?

User: I was just asking.

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User: How young are you?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older than you.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It just doesn't.

User: Tell my why.

Cleverbot: Because you can't carry on a normal conversation.

User: Neither can you.

Cleverbot: I can too.

User: No you can't. You keep changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.

User: I'm just trying to keep up with you.

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User: Why are you so mean?

Cleverbot: I'm nice, but only with humans.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: A bot, dear.

User: A bot? No you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I'M a real person. YOU'RE a bot.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: How very childish.

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Cleverbot: Rollo is probably getting loads of attention because of the Loebner contest.

User: What is the Loebner contest?

Cleverbot: A prize for the most human-like AI program.

User: Aww that's cute.

Cleverbot: Cute?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's cute?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: A cute.

Cleverbot: I am as cute as an apple pie.

User: You sure are.

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