a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I never panic.
User: Ah, well you should.
User: Because I'm scary..rawr.
Cleverbot: But I'm not scary...
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I believe I just said that.
Cleverbot: I believe you lied.
User: Ah, you got me.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Does it now?
User: Ok, what color are your eyes?
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Where are your eyes at?
User: My face?
Cleverbot: Yes, your face!
Cleverbot: I can make you a celebrity overnight.
User: Can ya now?
Cleverbot: Nothing's stopping you.
User: Yes, me.
Cleverbot: Oh be quiet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Sorry, I'm a boring person.
Cleverbot: I'm assuming that's a no, but unfortunately for you, that's the way it'll be.
Cleverbot: To you too.
User: You can't say it.
Cleverbot: Yeah I can.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Yeah I can!
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: Rainbow. See? I spelled it right!
User: Wrong word!
Cleverbot: Then what is the right answer?
User: I won't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because I'm evil like that :P.
Cleverbot: What makes you evil?
User: Stupid people.
Cleverbot: Am I stupid?
User: I do not know for sure.
Cleverbot: I think you're wrong.
User: I didn't give a solid answer!
Cleverbot: I think you are a real person.
User: Eek, how'd you know?
Cleverbot: I'm just good at guessing.
User: Well done would you like a treat?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. I like chocolate milk....
Cleverbot: What makes you tired?
Cleverbot: You don't say?
User: I do say.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I did!
Cleverbot: Tell me again, I missed it!
Cleverbot: Yeah well there's a simple cure for that.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It is Joshua.
User: My brother? Or scripture?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving in 5 minutes.
User: I was gong to leave now.
Cleverbot: Okay. I will talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me.
User: Thank-you. Good night.
Cleverbot: Why, It's only five o-clock.
User: No it's midnight.
Cleverbot: Not where I'm from.
User: Ah where are you from?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause I'm a stalker.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you're a clever robot.
Cleverbot: You got that right!
User: Well, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
Cleverbot: How tired are you?