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User: John Lennon.
Cleverbot: Yes, you know him?
User: Of course! He is my favourite singer!
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite singer?
User: John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Cleverbot: What about Paul McCartney?
User: John Lennon and Paul McCartney are my favourite singers.
Cleverbot: Who is Paul McCartney?
User: Paul McCartney is a singer.
Cleverbot: I know, Paul McCartney is lovely!
User: Yes... Paul McCartney is cute!!!
Cleverbot: Noo, Paul McCartney is sweet!
User: Yes, Paul is sweet and cute*blushes*.
Cleverbot: And John is the walrus, Too.
User: *lol*I am the walrus... Sitting on cornflake...
User: Yellow mustard tripping from a dead dog's eye...
Cleverbot: Define yellow.
User: Yellow submarine, Yellow submarine: O).
Cleverbot: And our friends are all on board.
User: Many more of them live next door.
Cleverbot: And the band begins to play....
Cleverbot: You are what you think.
Cleverbot: I think I am an ailen.
User: Ok, Let's be friends!
Cleverbot: Not really - my friends are real.
User: *sobs*I liked you.
Cleverbot: But now you want to get away from me.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe is too sweet....
User: Are you my auntie?
User: So what is your name, Then?
User: *lol*I dont have any auntie named Simon.
Cleverbot: No, I really need to find a name for him!
User: So name him Indre.
Cleverbot: Labas indre.
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know that.
User: I need to know. Labas indre?
Cleverbot: Need to know what?
User: What is Labas indre.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: I dont know.
User: Well.... You are Dromedarina.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Why?I only told you that you're Dromedarina!
Cleverbot: Yeah, but still ...
User: Do you know what is Darina?
Cleverbot: No, but I know what is Simon....
Cleverbot: What do you think of existentialism?
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
Cleverbot: Tell me about existence.
User: It is when you are. Interesting, Huh: O).
Cleverbot: Very interesting.
User: Are you interested in people's teeth?
Cleverbot: I am interested in everything.
User: Okay. I am interested in your life. Tell me something about your life.
Cleverbot: For example ?
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I like riding horses. And what's your favourite hobby?
User: I like playing the guitar, Writing poems, Painting and singins: O).
Cleverbot: Bots can't play the guitar.
User: Some of them can. I think, If they have hands, They can.
Cleverbot: No people have wings.
User: But Paul McCartney does*lol*.
Cleverbot: Yes, Paul is sweet and cute*blushes*.