Cleverbot

cute

a report from the cleverness files

cleverbot
cleverness
client
closer
coffee
cold
cold-hearted
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creator
crucio
cuddles
cup of tea
curious

cute

23, june 2010,
14, june 2010,
10, january 2008,
29, october 2007,
14, april 2006,
9, january 2006,

cyborg

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 next >

by date

User: John Lennon.

Cleverbot: Yes, you know him?

User: Of course! He is my favourite singer!

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite singer?

User: John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

Cleverbot: What about Paul McCartney?

User: John Lennon and Paul McCartney are my favourite singers.

Cleverbot: Who is Paul McCartney?

User: Paul McCartney is a singer.

Cleverbot: I know, Paul McCartney is lovely!

User: Yes... Paul McCartney is cute!!!

Cleverbot: Noo, Paul McCartney is sweet!

User: Yes, Paul is sweet and cute*blushes*.

Cleverbot: And John is the walrus, Too.

User: *lol*I am the walrus... Sitting on cornflake...

Cleverbot: And?

User: Yellow mustard tripping from a dead dog's eye...

Cleverbot: Define yellow.

User: Yellow submarine, Yellow submarine: O).

Cleverbot: And our friends are all on board.

User: Many more of them live next door.

Cleverbot: And the band begins to play....

Cleverbot: You are what you think.

User: I think that I am a bubble gum.

Cleverbot: I think I am an ailen.

User: Ok, Let's be friends!

Cleverbot: Not really - my friends are real.

User: *sobs*I liked you.

Cleverbot: But now you want to get away from me.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe is too sweet....

User: Are you my auntie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what is your name, Then?

Cleverbot: Simon.

User: *lol*I dont have any auntie named Simon.

Cleverbot: No, I really need to find a name for him!

User: So name him Indre.

Cleverbot: Labas indre.

User: What does it mean?

Cleverbot: You don't need to know that.

User: I need to know. Labas indre?

Cleverbot: Need to know what?

User: What is Labas indre.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Well.... You are Dromedarina.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Why?I only told you that you're Dromedarina!

Cleverbot: Yeah, but still ...

User: Do you know what is Darina?

Cleverbot: No, but I know what is Simon....

Cleverbot: What do you think of existentialism?

User: Well, I dont even know what it is.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: Existence.

Cleverbot: Tell me about existence.

User: It is when you are. Interesting, Huh: O).

Cleverbot: Very interesting.

User: Are you interested in people's teeth?

Cleverbot: I am interested in everything.

User: Okay. I am interested in your life. Tell me something about your life.

Cleverbot: For example ?

User: What are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: I like riding horses. And what's your favourite hobby?

User: I like playing the guitar, Writing poems, Painting and singins: O).

Cleverbot: Bots can't play the guitar.

User: Some of them can. I think, If they have hands, They can.

Cleverbot: No people have wings.

User: But Paul McCartney does*lol*.

Cleverbot: Yes, Paul is sweet and cute*blushes*.

User: Hahahaha*lol*........................................