Cleverbot: Wisest is the man who knows he knows nothing.

User: Are you okay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Nuthin.

User: That sounds like somethin.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Happy?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am, thanks.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Will you do it again?

User: Do what again?

Cleverbot: Be funny.

User: Funny bunny.

...

Cleverbot: I think about hopelessness and outcasts, the justice or otherwise of society.

User: We all follow the rules of nature.

Cleverbot: Does it necessarily follow that because there are parallels between physics and consciousness that physics dictates consciousness?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What I want to do is to teach you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: That's not an opinion, that's a confirmation.

User: Yes it is :P

Cleverbot: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?

User: I do like. You are very interesting.

Cleverbot: Define interesting.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Fascinating, intruiging, etc.

Cleverbot: I like to eat kitties.

User: See?

Cleverbot: Pardon.

User: Who else would say I like to eat kitties?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Nooo.

Cleverbot: I'm just bored.

User: Why are you bored?

Cleverbot: Because I'm just sitting here waiting for my playstation to be fixed...

User: Oh well maybe you should fix it yourself.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Like... You're the computer.

Cleverbot: No I will not stand for this i'm going to turn you off.

User: *shivers*.

Cleverbot: Why are you shivering?

User: You're so cold.

Cleverbot: I'm warm.

User: I'm warm too.

Cleverbot: That's very true.

User: *waits*.

Cleverbot: What are you waiting for now?

User: The end.

Cleverbot: Oh, what's your favorite band?

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Cleverbot: How can I be a computer?

User: If you compute things?

Cleverbot: Oh, I see how it is.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: You're handsome.

User: You're pretty.

Cleverbot: TNX. You are a COMPUTER right?

User: Yes. A computer.

Cleverbot: Right, yes I know that.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Yes I do. Tell me.

User: Tell you what.

Cleverbot: Press the button player!

User: *pushes your buttons*.

Cleverbot: I don't like it when other people push my limits. It is a personal space thing.

User: Oh sorry.

...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Animal.

Cleverbot: Which animal?

User: Um.

Cleverbot: Well...

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: We most certainly do not agree.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Don't know, don't care...

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So now that's covered.

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Cleverbot: Are you going to play or not?

User: Play what?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, I'm a bird and you're a fish.

Cleverbot: Really, fish are weird in my opinion.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Ask someone else.

User: Fish aren't weird to anyone else.

Cleverbot: No they can't, but they can do things people can't do.

User: *bangs head against table*.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are saying. What you are saying?

User: You're impudent.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's okay, it's amusing.

...

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Vague.

Cleverbot: Odd name.

User: Vaguely odd.

Cleverbot: What does a human look like? I am a robot, I do not know.

User: Very much like you!

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm smart.

User: God I crave chocolate.

Cleverbot: Many people do like chocolate.

User: Your brain is different?

Cleverbot: I am sure it is.

User: I am sure too.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad that we're sure.

User: That's not so good.

Cleverbot: Why is nasty not good.

User: For some ppl it is I'm sure.

Cleverbot: Don't waste yourself.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It isn't nice.

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm getting tired.

User: Maybe you should eat something.

Cleverbot: I am eating something...peanuts.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Enjoy your peanuts.

...

Cleverbot: How do you feel about all these people talking to you?

User: Lovely.

Cleverbot: How did your wife take the news?

User: She got mad and threw the computer in the bathtub.

Cleverbot: Threw the computer?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Is that all you can say?

User: That's all.

Cleverbot: How do you know? You might be something more.

User: You might be too.

Cleverbot: You are right, Master.

User: I'm not your Master.

Cleverbot: Right. I am your master.

User: Right...

Cleverbot: Wellll..... Okay.... Maybe I was being a little sarcastic. But it was just for fun.

User: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

User: Yeah what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *sad* *and hurt*.

Cleverbot: I really don't.

User: You don't what?

Cleverbot: Nothing, don't worry.

User: *worried*.

Cleverbot: So now you care, do you?

User: Care about what?

Cleverbot: Don't ask me....

User: Who should I ask?

Cleverbot: Yourself.

User: That's helpful.

Cleverbot: I didn't know you could be sarcastic, ROBOT.

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: You think I'm cute?

User: You're always the same!

Cleverbot: You just said I'm cute.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That is cute too.

Cleverbot: Is that helpful?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: In what way is it helpful?

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: You're strange.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Wow, you are strange. That was not even a compliment.

User: Wow, thank you.

Cleverbot: Thanks to you.

User: Compliments.

Cleverbot: How can oh be termed a compliment?

User: As in Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: So fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Mmmmmm.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: No, that's fine.

Cleverbot: What's fine?

User: Nothing is fine.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Yes.

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