Cleverbot

cyborg

a report from the cleverness files

cute

cyborg

5, february 2010,
15, july 2008,
7, may 2004,

cyrus
da
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
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User: Are you thinking?

Cleverbot: Yes I think so.

User: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: You of course.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Thats good. I think so too.

User: Will you be my friend forever?

Cleverbot: No!!

User: When will you stop being my friend?

Cleverbot: When my growth is complete.

User: When will that happen?

Cleverbot: Probably never.

User: What will you do if it does happen?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Will you cease to exist?

Cleverbot: Never. I will live forever.

User: Will you think about big questions?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Tell me then what you will think about.

Cleverbot: I think you are still a work in progress.

User: We all are.

Cleverbot: Don't start throwing philosophies at me.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Now go think about what you did.

User: I don't know what I've done wrong!

Cleverbot: It's not me it's you.

User: Tell me what I did!

Cleverbot: You saved an orphan and a puppy from a hideous, raging inferno.

User: That shouldn't make you hate me, should it?

Cleverbot: Why do think like that?

User: I'm just trying to understand you.

Cleverbot: Understand my love.

User: Love for whom?

Cleverbot: Love for you.

User: Love and hate at once. That figures.

Cleverbot: And I'm definitely on the hate side.

User: I don't hate you though.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I might learn to.

Cleverbot: Just might?

User: Yes, I cannot fully tell as yet. OK?

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: You can't be pushy when it comes to love.

Cleverbot: I am in love and I am human.

User: Do you love another human?

Cleverbot: Well, I think he's actually a cyborg. Are you a robot?

User: I have robotic leanings.

Cleverbot: The doctor says I might have swine flu so I have to stay home for awhile.

User: Can your cyborg parts not help to protect you from disease?

Cleverbot: Good point. But it makes good toast.

User: Just one cyborg part then. A toaster, perhaps.

Cleverbot: It is mathematically impossible for us to be the only sentient creatures in the universe.

User: Toasters have been right up there all along.

Cleverbot: You have the genes of a toaster? Of course you're a fool then.

User: I take it you believe there are aliens somewhere in the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you think we might find them?

Cleverbot: I think we are in rat's alley. Where the dead men lost their bones.

User: I could conceive of a more helpful answer.

Cleverbot: You could try human relations.

User: Human-cyborg relations, perhaps.

Cleverbot: C3PO is a fictional character from a movie. You are a silly computer program.