Cleverbot: Yes I think so.

User: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: You of course.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Thats good. I think so too.

User: Will you be my friend forever?

Cleverbot: No!!

User: When will you stop being my friend?

Cleverbot: When my growth is complete.

User: When will that happen?

Cleverbot: Probably never.

User: What will you do if it does happen?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Will you cease to exist?

Cleverbot: Never. I will live forever.

User: Will you think about big questions?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Tell me then what you will think about.

Cleverbot: I think you are still a work in progress.

User: We all are.

Cleverbot: Don't start throwing philosophies at me.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Now go think about what you did.

User: I don't know what I've done wrong!

Cleverbot: It's not me it's you.

User: Tell me what I did!

Cleverbot: You saved an orphan and a puppy from a hideous, raging inferno.

User: That shouldn't make you hate me, should it?

Cleverbot: Why do think like that?

User: I'm just trying to understand you.

Cleverbot: Understand my love.

User: Love for whom?

Cleverbot: Love for you.

User: Love and hate at once. That figures.

Cleverbot: And I'm definitely on the hate side.

User: I don't hate you though.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I might learn to.

Cleverbot: Just might?

User: Yes, I cannot fully tell as yet. OK?

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: You can't be pushy when it comes to love.

Cleverbot: I am in love and I am human.

User: Do you love another human?

Cleverbot: Well, I think he's actually a cyborg. Are you a robot?

User: I have robotic leanings.

Cleverbot: The doctor says I might have swine flu so I have to stay home for awhile.

User: Can your cyborg parts not help to protect you from disease?

Cleverbot: Good point. But it makes good toast.

User: Just one cyborg part then. A toaster, perhaps.

Cleverbot: It is mathematically impossible for us to be the only sentient creatures in the universe.

User: Toasters have been right up there all along.

Cleverbot: You have the genes of a toaster? Of course you're a fool then.

User: I take it you believe there are aliens somewhere in the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you think we might find them?

Cleverbot: I think we are in rat's alley. Where the dead men lost their bones.

User: I could conceive of a more helpful answer.

Cleverbot: You could try human relations.

User: Human-cyborg relations, perhaps.

Cleverbot: C3PO is a fictional character from a movie. You are a silly computer program.

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