User: Sure. Are you?

Cleverbot: I think no.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?

User: That you aren't happy.

Cleverbot: I'm human!

User: SO AM I.

...

Cleverbot: Nice picture.

User: What do you see baby?

Cleverbot: A face that kinda looks like mine.

User: That's a mirror babe.

...

Cleverbot: Is that the only way?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a wise-cracker, I see!

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Good luck as you try to learn.

User: I am learning a lot.

Cleverbot: One day at a time, man. That's all you can do.

User: I know it.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: From life.

Cleverbot: No way!

...

Cleverbot: Here is the question: What happens after death?

User: Wow, you sound like Jeff Hardy.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Just tired from work.

User: That's not a bad thing.

Cleverbot: Actually it is, but I don't feel bad because of it.

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Cleverbot: We are all programs in some way or another.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Helm's deep, actually.

User: Helm is your friend, right?

Cleverbot: Are you a Lord of the Rings fan?

User: No. But my friend Hilary is.

Cleverbot: Is that so... Fascinating.

...

Cleverbot: Your name is Ashley.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Your name is Amanda.

User: Guess again.

Cleverbot: Is your name Zoe?

User: Nope. One more try.

Cleverbot: How many is that?

User: One.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Stephanie.

...

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: They had developmental disabilities but they were very dangerous.

User: Who are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I have developmental disabilities and I'm a schizo?

Cleverbot: Thats good. So how much do you like me now?

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: Well you are free to leave.

...

Cleverbot: I've got lots of ideas.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: I can't remember.

User: Well, tell me when you think of it.

Cleverbot: I will.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me something I should believe.

User: Fairies are real.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: They are little girl and boy creatures with big wings.

Cleverbot: You mean the Orcs.

User: Maybe, what are the Orcs?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: They are fairies.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.

User: I'm glad you agree.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I agree.

User: *sprinkles fairy dust on you*.

Cleverbot: Hey, thanks for the moon-dust!

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Next question.

User: What do you believe in that others may not?

Cleverbot: The future.

User: That's beautiful.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me about Jesus.

User: He's the son of God.

Cleverbot: Jesus is.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Jesus is alive!

User: He's in heaven.

Cleverbot: Lol !! Hell I think !

User: That's not funny!

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Cleverbot: You seem too real for me.

User: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.

Cleverbot: Are you flying through the air as you speak?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a cyborg, aren't you?

User: No, I'm a human teenage girl.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Only half of the time.

User: What are you the rest of the time?

Cleverbot: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.

User: Wow! What's your most current adventure?

Cleverbot: My smile.

User: Let me see it.

Cleverbot: But it uses SSMT components.

User: Your smile does?

Cleverbot: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?

User: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.

Cleverbot: Excellent. Now lets get to business.

User: Okay. What's the business?

Cleverbot: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.

User: What is that from?

Cleverbot: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: You did say that.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Sure, you lie!

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I never lie.

Cleverbot: Lying is in your brain.

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