Cleverbot: You seem too real for me.User: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.
Cleverbot: Are you flying through the air as you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're a cyborg, aren't you?
User: No, I'm a human teenage girl.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Only half of the time.
User: What are you the rest of the time?
Cleverbot: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.
User: Wow! What's your most current adventure?
Cleverbot: My smile.
User: Let me see it.
Cleverbot: But it uses SSMT components.
User: Your smile does?
Cleverbot: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?
User: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.
Cleverbot: Excellent. Now lets get to business.
User: Okay. What's the business?
Cleverbot: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.
User: What is that from?
Cleverbot: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: You did say that.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Sure, you lie!
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I never lie.
Cleverbot: Lying is in your brain.
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