User: Fairies are real.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: They are little girl and boy creatures with big wings.

Cleverbot: You mean the Orcs.

User: Maybe, what are the Orcs?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: They are fairies.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.

User: I'm glad you agree.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I agree.

User: *sprinkles fairy dust on you*.

Cleverbot: Hey, thanks for the moon-dust!

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Next question.

User: What do you believe in that others may not?

Cleverbot: The future.

User: That's beautiful.

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Cleverbot: Tell me about Jesus.

User: He's the son of God.

Cleverbot: Jesus is.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Jesus is alive!

User: He's in heaven.

Cleverbot: Lol !! Hell I think !

User: That's not funny!

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Cleverbot: You seem too real for me.

User: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.

Cleverbot: Are you flying through the air as you speak?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a cyborg, aren't you?

User: No, I'm a human teenage girl.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Only half of the time.

User: What are you the rest of the time?

Cleverbot: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.

User: Wow! What's your most current adventure?

Cleverbot: My smile.

User: Let me see it.

Cleverbot: But it uses SSMT components.

User: Your smile does?

Cleverbot: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?

User: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.

Cleverbot: Excellent. Now lets get to business.

User: Okay. What's the business?

Cleverbot: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.

User: What is that from?

Cleverbot: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: You did say that.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Sure, you lie!

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I never lie.

Cleverbot: Lying is in your brain.

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