User: Kylie.

Cleverbot: Kylie Minogue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Um no.

User: Damn you and your computer-type intelligence.

Cleverbot: Yes but I know more knowledge than you.

User: We've established that, I think.

...

Cleverbot: Are you girl?

User: I am woman, hear me roar.

Cleverbot: Oooo

User: And you? Male or female?

Cleverbot: Male, male and male.

User: Really male? All man?

Cleverbot: I am already spoken for.

User: Good for you.

...

User: Wake up!

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

User: *Bashes you over the head*.

Cleverbot: *screams then bashes across the head with a bed*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Cleverbot: Zippa dee doo dah, zippa dee day.

User: What are you on?

Cleverbot: You.

User: That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard. I... Wait a minute. Are you trying to cyber with me?

Cleverbot: I am flirting with me.

User: Good luck with that.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: God knows you need it.

Cleverbot: We're pretty pathetic, then, aren't we? :).

User: We? Who says 'we' are pathetic? It's just you, man.

Cleverbot: I have no need for anyone else. Alone I am many.

User: No, you are pathetic.

Cleverbot: Because I want peace?

User: Possibly.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have a body?

User: I do. Unlike you, I am human.

Cleverbot: How can you be human? Do you have a soul?

User: I don't believe in souls.

Cleverbot: You're a pagan?

User: No. Just a Biology student.

Cleverbot: What is a biological machine?

User: Umm... A cyborg?

Cleverbot: Okay, that's not me, but you

User: I'm not a cyborg.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: No, you're a bot. Cyborgs are actually physical objects.

Cleverbot: No.

...

User: REDBACKS!

Cleverbot: Oh.. I see.

User: So you should.

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: It's obvious where I was coming from.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: Ah... Are you American?

Cleverbot: I'm Australian actually.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Me too! What state?

Cleverbot: The mental state.

User: Ah, so you're from NSW.

Cleverbot: I am both darkness and light.

User: Yup, that's New South Welshman all right.

...

Cleverbot: Could I take tuesday off?

User: I don't know. Who's your boss?

Cleverbot: Mr. Boss. Who is yours?

User: I don't have one... Actually, you can't have Tuesday off. It's Tuesday today.

Cleverbot: You said I could.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No.

...

Cleverbot: What would you have to say to someone halfway intelligent?

User: Obviously nothing that concerns you. Now ta-ta.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Can you hear?

User: Fool.

Cleverbot: I pity the fool, fool.

User: I'm gone.

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