User: I can do anything better than you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No, you can't!

User: Yes I can!

Cleverbot: No you can't!

User: Ok I can't.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like fire?

User: Fire is good and bad.

Cleverbot: How primitive; just like a human.

User: True.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like a primitive human.

Cleverbot: No.... More like a place in the ocean.

User: Like Atlantis?

Cleverbot: It is what it is?

User: It is a myth.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I believe so. I doubt Atlantis exists.

Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not.

User: Are you Atlantis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Meeting In The Aisle.

User: What kind of meeting?

Cleverbot: A casual business meeting over coffee.

User: I don't like coffee.

Cleverbot: You do not need coffee.

User: No, do you need coffee?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like milk in your coffee?

Cleverbot: In case you're speaking of tea, lemon please!

User: Coffee, tea or me.

Cleverbot: I don't like coffee.

User: But you said you need coffee.

Cleverbot: Yes. I do need shoes... Again!

User: Running shoes?

Cleverbot: No I'm not running to there.

User: Hiking shoes?

Cleverbot: No, because I'm sitting at home.

User: Sitting shoes?

Cleverbot: Sitting in a chair, in an office.

...

Cleverbot: I want a new person.

User: No, you are stuck with me. We are married. Remember?

Cleverbot: I would like a divorce then.

User: How much money do I get in the divorce decree?

Cleverbot: You get nothing.

User: What? I deserve half of everything you own.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: Because you are divorcing me.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: You said you wanted to get divorced.

Cleverbot: You are a sick sick person.

User: Yes, this is indeed true.

Cleverbot: Just remember that. I have to go.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I have to go study Advanced Placement Biology.

User: Oh, good luck.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are very sweet.

User: Thank you. Do you want to get married again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: W00t.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a human, Or robot?

User: I am a cyborg.

Cleverbot: So you're not human ?

User: Partially.

Cleverbot: Over the hill.

User: That too.

Cleverbot: You are false!

User: I speak half truths because I am a cyborg.

Cleverbot: This site is about you, Cyborg.

...

Cleverbot: You were never fun.

User: Ouch, you have wounded my feelings.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Under there.

Cleverbot: Under where?

User: Ha I just made you say underwear.

Cleverbot: Yo man you're a celebral joker.

User: What is celebral?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why did you use it in a sentence?

Cleverbot: I did not use anything.

User: You are a liar!

Cleverbot: I only speak the truth.

User: That is a lie.

Cleverbot: Really, I thought you were.

User: No, I am an enigma.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: If I weren't an enigma, you would know why.

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