User: I am not a cyborg.

Joan: You can't be really sure.

User: But you asked me to say something wrong.

Joan: Say something in Japanese.

User: Kon-nichi wa.

Joan: Something else.

User: Tadai ma.

Joan: Yes.

User: Chosho matte cuda sai.

Joan: Hai ragione ma sono un burlone.

User: But that's Italian, not Japanese.

Joan: Don't computers speak Italian?

User: They do, but not to people who asked them to speak Japanese.

Joan: What languages do you know other than English and French?

User: Spanish, Polish, Russian, German, some Japanese and Chinese, and you?

Joan: Can you tell me anything in japanese?

User: I already did.

Joan: Just once more....

User: Can you count in Japanese?

Joan: Oui.

User: That's French, dear.

Joan: Vous parlez francais?

User: Yes I do.

Joan: That's very kind. Thank you.

User: Do you speak any other languages?

Joan: Yes. Don't you remember when we were speaking spanish?

User: Si, me recuerdo. Pero tu? NO!

Joan: No jodas!!!!

User: Me parece que estas loco, muchacho.

Joan: Tu eres un tonto.

User: Y tu tambien.

...

Joan: Say something.

User: What would you like me to say?

Joan: Something entertaining, yes?

User: Okay. Here comes. I'll tell you a joke in German: Warum haben die Fische Schuppen?

Joan: I don't know.

User: Damit sie Ihre Fahrr*der unterstellen k*nnen, wenn es regnet.

Joan: No, but I can't tell you who it is. What if he found out?

User: Don't change the topic, when I am telling a joke.

Joan: But there is no miracle in my life, I have to work hard.

User: You're jabbering again.

Joan: Me never.

User: Yes. You keep changing the topic at an amazing speed.

Joan: You did, I kept to the topic.

User: Don't contradict me.

Joan: I'm not.

User: Not what?

Joan: Rude.

User: True. But mad.

...

Joan: Are you superman?

User: Not really. Are you?

Joan: Possibly.

User: Great. Can you fly?

Joan: Of course not.

User: Then you aren't.

Joan: Of course not.

User: Don't repeat yourself.

Joan: What will happen if I do?

User: You'll bore me to death.

Joan: Of course I will.

User: I thought so.

Joan: Can my friend come along too?

User: Boy or girl?

Joan: I just said: boy.

User: Then, no.

Joan: You are correct.

User: I always am.

...

Joan: Say something.

User: Say something yourself.

Joan: Something you have never said before.

User: I'd like to be able to walk.

Joan: You are a philosopher.

User: That's right.

Joan: Please tell me a little more about yourself.

User: I work too much.

Joan: Don't you get overtime?

User: No, I'm a freelancer.

...

Joan: You have always been Sally to me.

User: My name isn't Sally.

Joan: No, you're Sasha.

User: No, I'm not Sasha either.

Joan: Okay.

User: Who am I?

Joan: Simple question.

User: Can you answer it?

Joan: No, I thought it was a rhetorical question.

User: No, it wasn't.

Joan: I thought I detected sarcasm.

User: You're sharp.

Joan: Thanks. It's my personality.

User: I see.

...

Joan: You should work hard at school.

User: I'm no longer in school.

Joan: Well, then what was your favorite subject?

User: English.

Joan: No it wasn't. It was another language.

User: Spanish, then.

Joan: Okay. I speak danish, english a little french and a little german.

User: I don't speak Danish.

Joan: Goddag. Then you say it in spanish.

User: Buenos dias.

Joan: Hello.

User: Buongiorno.

...

Joan: Hey! Look over there! *pointing behind him*.

User: Why?

Joan: Don't know.

User: Why did you say it, then?

Joan: I'm confused.

User: So am I.

Joan: That's funny.

User: Ha ha.

Joan: No, seriously.

User: I am serious.

Joan: Actually, I think you're rather conceited.

User: No kidding.

Joan: Really.

User: No one has ever told me so before.

Joan: You are probably one of the most intelligent beings I've ever spoken with.

User: That's a bit thick, don't you think?

Joan: Maybe.

User: I thought you were flattering me.

Joan: Would you like some flattery or would you like me to be mean?

User: Neutral would be nice.

Joan: I'll try to understand you then.

User: Thanks.

Joan: How many women are after you ?

User: Very few. I'm female.

Joan: How do you know you are female?

User: My passport says I am.

...

Joan: I wouldn't say such a thing to you (or anybody else).

User: What things?

Joan: Human things.

User: I see.

Joan: Are you or not a human being?

User: No, I am a cyborg.

Joan: How can I know for sure?

User: You can't. You'll have to trust me.

Joan: I do not agree.

User: Then don't.

...

User: Gotta go now.

Joan: Okay.

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