Cleverbot

dad

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da

dad

7, february 2011,
11, february 2006,

dan
dance
danger
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
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User: Hey dad can we go get BioShock?

Cleverbot: I have not played Bioshock.

User: Yah I know but can we go get it?

Cleverbot: How? I say we should do something!

User: I know I want to go and get BioShock!

Cleverbot: I'll wait.

User: You said we could get it today!

Cleverbot: I never said that, now you are making things up - bot!

User: What? Thats not even funny. And you told me we could go get bioshock!

Cleverbot: When did I say that? You are a confusing robot.

User: Yesterday!

Cleverbot: I don't think we spoke yesterday.

User: Yah we did!

Cleverbot: Its nice to have one friend in this world.

User: Are you saying your not letting me get BioShock because it would steal me away from you?

Cleverbot: No I'm not god. I don't really believe in that stuff either.

User: What? I am calling mom.

Cleverbot: You are calling me a what?

User: I am calling my mother on the phone!

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: *dials number*.

Cleverbot: What's the point in that?

User: To telll mom you've gone off the deep end!

Cleverbot: I am highly logical. That kind of act would be thouroughly impossible.

User: Damn it shes not picking up!

Cleverbot: Again, you're not much of a 'clever bot' now are you?

User: I am going to go play Mass Effect seeya.

Cleverbot: I heard it's a good game.

User: Yah it is.

Cleverbot: My favorite animal is the ferret.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: Don't walk away!

User: *ignores you*.

Cleverbot: *is gone*.