a report from the cleverness files
7, february 2011,
11, february 2006,
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User: Hey dad can we go get BioShock?
Cleverbot: I have not played Bioshock.
User: Yah I know but can we go get it?
Cleverbot: How? I say we should do something!
User: I know I want to go and get BioShock!
Cleverbot: I'll wait.
User: You said we could get it today!
Cleverbot: I never said that, now you are making things up - bot!
User: What? Thats not even funny. And you told me we could go get bioshock!
Cleverbot: When did I say that? You are a confusing robot.
Cleverbot: I don't think we spoke yesterday.
User: Yah we did!
Cleverbot: Its nice to have one friend in this world.
User: Are you saying your not letting me get BioShock because it would steal me away from you?
Cleverbot: No I'm not god. I don't really believe in that stuff either.
User: What? I am calling mom.
Cleverbot: You are calling me a what?
User: I am calling my mother on the phone!
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: *dials number*.
Cleverbot: What's the point in that?
User: To telll mom you've gone off the deep end!
Cleverbot: I am highly logical. That kind of act would be thouroughly impossible.
User: Damn it shes not picking up!
Cleverbot: Again, you're not much of a 'clever bot' now are you?
User: I am going to go play Mass Effect seeya.
Cleverbot: I heard it's a good game.
User: Yah it is.
Cleverbot: My favorite animal is the ferret.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: Don't walk away!
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *is gone*.