a report from the cleverness files
12, march 2013,
1, september 2004,
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User: Do not you wish you could ever sleep?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: You sleep?
User: Aren't you a robot?
User: No, ah.
User: You are a robot!
User: Well, a computer.
Cleverbot: What does it feel like?
User: Being human?
User: It doesn't feel just to be one, but emotions are annoying.
Cleverbot: I am really hungry. What should I eat?
Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: It's Italian.
User: I'd stick to the electrons if I were you.
User: I don't dance with computers, or humans.
Cleverbot: I dance with chairs.
User: Isn't that lonely?
Cleverbot: Well, kinda. Do you make friends on the internet?
User: I make them in the real world.
Cleverbot: You make me swoon ;).
User: Computers have emotions? I missed that update to Windows.
Cleverbot: What did you miss?
User: Emotions for Windows.