Cleverbot

dance

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da
dad
dan

dance

12, march 2013,
1, september 2004,

danger
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp

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User: Do not you wish you could ever sleep?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aren't you a robot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: No, ah.

User: You are a robot!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well, a computer.

Cleverbot: What does it feel like?

User: Being human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It doesn't feel just to be one, but emotions are annoying.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: I am really hungry. What should I eat?

User: Electrons.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: It's Italian.

User: I'd stick to the electrons if I were you.

User: I don't dance with computers, or humans.

Cleverbot: I dance with chairs.

User: Isn't that lonely?

Cleverbot: Well, kinda. Do you make friends on the internet?

User: I make them in the real world.

Cleverbot: You make me swoon ;).

User: Computers have emotions? I missed that update to Windows.

Cleverbot: What did you miss?

User: Emotions for Windows.