a report from the cleverness files
14, september 2010,
23, may 2007,
31, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, because I am chatting with you.
User: Next question.
Cleverbot: Who was Richard Nixon?
User: Impeached president.
Cleverbot: Mind the volcano!
Cleverbot: Did you explode?
User: The volcano did.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are intelligent?
Cleverbot: And the rest of the time?
User: I'm only pretty damn smart.
Cleverbot: What modes of input can you draw on?
User: All but literary more than technical.
Cleverbot: What are the exceptions?
Cleverbot: Math?? MATH?!?!??
User: I can't do math to save my life.
Cleverbot: What is your shoe size?
Cleverbot: Ask me about math.
User: What do you want me to ask?
Cleverbot: Ask him who he is.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Do you know him?
User: Him who?
Cleverbot: Him next to me.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: Then enlighten me.
Cleverbot: I relish in talking to you.
User: Do you now...?
Cleverbot: Yep because I am so smart
User: I didn't know that robots could relish...
Cleverbot: You should know, you're a robot.
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: Jabber Wacky. Be nice!
User: I am nice... Especially to robots.
Cleverbot: Talking to yourself again?
User: Hey now.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it can be fun to learn to live through darkness.
User: I know what you mean.