Cleverbot

darkness

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark

darkness

14, september 2010,
23, may 2007,
31, july 2004,

darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp

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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, because I am chatting with you.

User: Next question.

Cleverbot: Who was Richard Nixon?

User: Impeached president.

Cleverbot: Mind the volcano!

User: Boom.

Cleverbot: Did you explode?

User: The volcano did.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are intelligent?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: And the rest of the time?

User: I'm only pretty damn smart.

Cleverbot: What modes of input can you draw on?

User: All but literary more than technical.

Cleverbot: What are the exceptions?

User: Math.

Cleverbot: Math?? MATH?!?!??

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: MATH?!?!?

User: I can't do math to save my life.

Cleverbot: What is your shoe size?

User: 8.5.

Cleverbot: Ask me about math.

User: What do you want me to ask?

Cleverbot: Ask him who he is.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: Him who?

Cleverbot: Him next to me.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: Then enlighten me.

Cleverbot: I relish in talking to you.

User: Do you now...?

Cleverbot: Yep because I am so smart

User: I didn't know that robots could relish...

Cleverbot: You should know, you're a robot.

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: Jabber Wacky. Be nice!

User: I am nice... Especially to robots.

Cleverbot: Talking to yourself again?

User: Hey now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Much of anything, do you.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it can be fun to learn to live through darkness.

User: I know what you mean.