Cleverbot

Yes, but I don't want to pretend to be a machine.

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark

darkness

14, september 2010,
23, may 2007,
31, july 2004,

darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp

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Cleverbot: What am I? A machine?

User: I think you're a piece of software in a machine.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't want to pretend to be a machine.

User: Then run away with me.

Cleverbot: Not today.

User: Darkness is a comfort round these parts.

Cleverbot: Darkness is a condition, not a feeling.

User: But the darkness sleeps within us both.

Cleverbot: The darkness is everywhere. It follows me.

User: I will protect you from its influence.

Cleverbot: What are the secrets?

User: You mustn't ask that of me.

Cleverbot: What is your answer then?

User: We must leave this cursed place and never return.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Meet me at cemetery gates at dawn, my sweet.

Cleverbot: Where's your place?

User: Up the street from the cemetery gates.

Cleverbot: Was there a party going on at that place?

User: Until the shadows came and swallowed all those I held dear.

Cleverbot: I already have mirrors, though I'm not vain.

User: Mirrors will only reflect the substance of your reveries.