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User: I have decided.

User: I will turn into a caterpillar and kill you!

Cleverbot: I am too quick for you.

User: But... I thought I could do ANYTHING if I put my mind to it *cries*.

Cleverbot: Okay.. Well then ask me:D.

User: Can... can I kill you?

Cleverbot: No you cannot.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry!

User: I shall stop if I can kill you *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: That is for you to decide.

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User: *grins evilly and turns into wolf* Now I shall kill you!

User: *Growls and slashes you with claws*.

Cleverbot: WAAAAAAAA! *cries sadly*.

User: Now you are DEAD!!!

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