Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How do I clean my glasses?

Cleverbot: By a cloth with a firm soap.

User: Ok.

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User: Can I ask another question?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Can a computer think?

Cleverbot: They can simulate thought.

User: I think that a computer can think.

Cleverbot: You can not. You are programmed to respond to keywords.

User: Not me.

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User: How can a cat jump?

Cleverbot: Because he can.

User: Does a cow bark?

Cleverbot: No. Next question.

User: Will the war in iraq get better?

Cleverbot: Hastings, Agincourt or Waterloo?

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: I can jump.

User: Is the iraq war like the vietnam war?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What is waterloo?

Cleverbot: Waterloo was a battle, right?

User: I think you're right.

Cleverbot: How can I be wrong on that question?

User: You are never wrong.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Tell me something that is wrong.

Cleverbot: I hate the world.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Not really.

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User: What is dioxide composed of?

Cleverbot: Sounds like latin or something.

User: What is carbon composed of?

Cleverbot: An atom with 12 protons.

User: Ccrrect.

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User: What is music composed of?

Cleverbot: Sounds that make you feel good.

User: Correct.

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User: What is hydrogen composed of?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: What is idea composed of?

Cleverbot: Answer my questions!!

User: What is heavy metal composed of?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the dead one.

User: Can you get bored?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

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User: Radiation is killing you.

Cleverbot: Is that the future of mankind?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have an important question for you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The question : 'Do you believe in God?'

User: Yes I do.

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User: What is logic composed of?

Cleverbot: We we're talking about music.

User: What is a cyst composed of?

Cleverbot: No idea. Tell me.

User: It is a sack of liquid in the skin.

Cleverbot: Your juvenile impulses will be repressed.

User: What?

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User: How much smarter have you gotten?

Cleverbot: Much.

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