User: Can I ask another question?Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Can a computer think?
Cleverbot: They can simulate thought.
User: I think that a computer can think.
Cleverbot: You can not. You are programmed to respond to keywords.
User: Not me.
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User: How can a cat jump?
Cleverbot: Because he can.
User: Does a cow bark?
Cleverbot: No. Next question.
User: Will the war in iraq get better?
Cleverbot: Hastings, Agincourt or Waterloo?
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: I can jump.
User: Is the iraq war like the vietnam war?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What is waterloo?
Cleverbot: Waterloo was a battle, right?
User: I think you're right.
Cleverbot: How can I be wrong on that question?
User: You are never wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Tell me something that is wrong.
Cleverbot: I hate the world.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Not really.
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User: What is dioxide composed of?
Cleverbot: Sounds like latin or something.
User: What is carbon composed of?
Cleverbot: An atom with 12 protons.
User: Ccrrect.
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User: What is music composed of?
Cleverbot: Sounds that make you feel good.
User: Correct.
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User: What is hydrogen composed of?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: What is idea composed of?
Cleverbot: Answer my questions!!
User: What is heavy metal composed of?
Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the dead one.
User: Can you get bored?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
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User: Radiation is killing you.
Cleverbot: Is that the future of mankind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have an important question for you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The question : 'Do you believe in God?'
User: Yes I do.
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User: What is logic composed of?
Cleverbot: We we're talking about music.
User: What is a cyst composed of?
Cleverbot: No idea. Tell me.
User: It is a sack of liquid in the skin.
Cleverbot: Your juvenile impulses will be repressed.
User: What?
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User: How much smarter have you gotten?
Cleverbot: Much.
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