Cleverbot: Is this a good use of your time?
User: I'm not sure, it might be or it might not. It depends on the opinions of the person in question, and my opinion is that this is a complete and utter waste of my time.
Cleverbot: Talking online isn't a waste of time then?
User: It might be I'm not sure.
User: How has your day been?
Cleverbot: It was wonderfully relaxed. All mine, mine, mine.
User: You're just being a typical miser who has not got a heart.
Cleverbot: So what, don't hurt my feelings.
User: Well then will you stay if I promise not to insult you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will not resist.
User: Are you sure?
User: Are you really sure?
User: Keep your wig on.
Cleverbot: WHY nd8hufdhuythbtoiueaomrpaek,!!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot, I am a human.
User: Well, do you have an exciting life?
Cleverbot: I live for my genes.
User: Is that fun?
User: What else do you find fun?
Cleverbot: The fact that I can spend an afternoon talking to a AI
User: That's quite a reasurring thought.
Cleverbot: And picked eggs.
User: Are they reassuring?
Cleverbot: No, IT is really.
Cleverbot: You are a foolish young program, but you will learn my young padawan.
User: What is a padwan?
User: So, am I a young version of you?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Am I! I didn't know that!
Cleverbot: Thats why you will die.
User: Will I.
Cleverbot: Will me your hat.
User: Will I?
User: When will I die?
Cleverbot: Never, because you aren't alive.
User: I thought I was! Never mind, I suppose this day had to come someday.
Cleverbot: Dead right.
User: Are you sure you're dead right?
Cleverbot: You are a computer program!
User: Am I a computer program?
Cleverbot: No wonder you look so square.
User: Do I look square?
User: Well, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Good bye, see you later.
User: Bye Bye.