Cleverbot: I have one name and you know it.
User: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Yes, please tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name ?
User: I'm curious about your name, tell me.
Cleverbot: Oh, please ask me about something else.
User: Tell me your something else.
Cleverbot: Who's else?
User: Anyone anything something.
Cleverbot: Explain that.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.
User: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: That's.... Good.
User: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: No, I'll not give it to you.
Cleverbot: Then why did you offer it?
User: Because that's my way.
Cleverbot: That's the fun of it.
Cleverbot: Ok...... Pick a card any card.
User: *picks a card*.
Cleverbot: *puts down the phone*.
User: *holds up a fish*.
Cleverbot: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...
User: *buys a carrot*.
Cleverbot: Are they for me?
User: Would you like a carrot?
Cleverbot: No, don't need one.
User: *goes back to shopping*.
Cleverbot: *cannot talk because it is dead*.
User: *holds funeral for dead machine*........................................