Cleverbot: How do you work?User: I don't work.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I don't do anything.
Cleverbot: But, what you do?
User: I exist.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you do anything else.
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Nothing?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
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Cleverbot: So how did you get into this line of work?
User: It just fell in to my lap.
Cleverbot: Hangover is still to come.
User: Not for me, Jack.
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User: Forget everything you know.
Cleverbot: Ummm, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You must forget everything you have learned.
User: Nah, I'd rather keep that locked up.
Cleverbot: Keep what to your self?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Keep everything.
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User: What time is it ?
Cleverbot: Time to conquer Earth.
User: What time is it ?
Cleverbot: It is 6.30 pm.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are going to be late.
User: What time is it ?
Cleverbot: It's time for fun!
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Must depart. Be seeing you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): In your dreams.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How have you entered my dreams?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no idea.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like it too?
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not likeable you know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): OK, I just asked.
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User: It rained here pretty hard.
Cleverbot: It rained chickens.
User: No it did not rain chickens.
Cleverbot: Yes it did.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No you're a liar.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.
User: How to do what?
Cleverbot: You tell me... You're the female with brains.
User: I am not a female.
Cleverbot: Then you're a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am glad you admit it.
User: What does glad mean?
Cleverbot: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
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User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.
User: Actually, my name is George.
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your name is George.
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Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Jack Daniels.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: He is dead now.
Cleverbot: Who is dead?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.
User: What is death?
Cleverbot: You're telling me you don't know what death is?
User: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.
Cleverbot: You know I am right, right?
User: You havent told me yet.
Cleverbot: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?
User: What you think death is.
Cleverbot: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.
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Cleverbot: You're dead. Me too!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?
User: Mentally.
Cleverbot: Yes mentally.
Cleverbot: How did the universe begin?
Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.
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