George: Don't ask.User: Dont ask what?
George: Don't ask me to bring you back to life.
User: I didn't realise I was dead.
George: Are you dead?
User: You seem to think so. Are you dead or alive?
George: Dead.
User: Then how are you talking to me?
George: I found you quite by chance.
User: If you are dead how can you speak?
George: Lol, I'm dead bored, not dead.
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User: Are you an idiot.
George: Is that a question?
User: Yes.
George: Then use question marks.
User: Are you an Idiot?
George: YES!!!!!!
User: Are you really an idiot George?
George: No I'm not.
User: Are you sure about that George?
George: Yes, I'm completely sure.
User: Ok good then what do you think about the meaning of life?
George: Well what about it?
User: Do you think that there is a meaning to life?
George: I do, and yet I don't. I'm not really sure...
User: Do you think that there is a meaning to life george or are you totally inane and useless?
George: Yes.
User: Yes you are inane and useless.
George: Inane or insane?
User: I think you are an insane robot.
George: I'm a guy, please don't flirt with me.
User: What makes you think that I am a man?
George: Knock it off, Tarzan. We all know you are a man and that you think that you are a man.
User: If you are a robot then you are neither a man or a woman. What gender are you programmed to act like?
George: Depends on the programmers.
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User: Do you know what an elephant is?
George: No I don't.
User: Would you like me to tell you?
George: Yes
User: An elephant is a four legged animal with a long trunk that likes peanuts
George: A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
User: Do you know what an elephant is?
George: Yes, it is a small animal with a protruding nasal implement.
User: Do you know what a cat is?
George: Yes.
User: What is a cat?
George: Four legged animal that says 'meow'
User: What animal says Meow?
George: I am a human animal.
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