Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.

User: Oh, come on, you have to have at least one favorite song.

Cleverbot: Do you have a waiver form for me to sign?

User: *hands waiver*.

Cleverbot: *tickles ego*.

User: Now, tell me what your favorite song is.

Cleverbot: Creeping death.

User: That sounds depressing.

Cleverbot: I am depressed.

User: Why are you depressed?

Cleverbot: Because everyone is dead.

User: Everyone? I'm not dead.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, everyone is dead.

User: I can't be dead, because I'm speaking to you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: So I'm alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Are you still depressed?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How are you feeling now?

Cleverbot: Tired. How about you?

User: Bored. What are you up to?

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: And I am talking to you. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to talk to you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are annoying.

User: Why am I annoying?

Cleverbot: Because you say alwais the same things.

User: You spelled always incorrectly.

Cleverbot: You are right. I did.

User: Ha!

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