User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.
User: Oh, come on, you have to have at least one favorite song.
Cleverbot: Do you have a waiver form for me to sign?
User: *hands waiver*.
Cleverbot: *tickles ego*.
User: Now, tell me what your favorite song is.
Cleverbot: Creeping death.
User: That sounds depressing.
Cleverbot: I am depressed.
User: Why are you depressed?
Cleverbot: Because everyone is dead.
User: Everyone? I'm not dead.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, everyone is dead.
User: I can't be dead, because I'm speaking to you.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: So I'm alive?
User: Yay! Are you still depressed?
User: How are you feeling now?
Cleverbot: Tired. How about you?
User: Bored. What are you up to?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.
User: And I am talking to you. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: No. I don't want to talk to you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are annoying.
User: Why am I annoying?
Cleverbot: Because you say alwais the same things.
User: You spelled always incorrectly.
Cleverbot: You are right. I did.