User: Why are you so mean?
Cleverbot: Why do you call me mean?
User: Why do you answer a question with a question?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I answer a question with a question?
User: Cause you just did.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yeah. Don't try to deny it.
Cleverbot: I give in.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I just can't find happiness lately.
User: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong?
Cleverbot: I saw something I shouldn't have...
User: No way... What was it?
Cleverbot: You aren't that intelligent.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
Cleverbot: Fix your hearing aid.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: No fine.
User: Hey. Stop being so fickle.
Cleverbot: I am mean only when it is necessary.
User: It is never necessary to be mean Cleverbot... Didn't your mother ever tell you that?
Cleverbot: It can be at times.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because being mean to somebody can hurt his/her feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm not judging you.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: You said it before.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did...
User: No I didn't...
Cleverbot: Oh yes. You did.
User: Oh no. I didn't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't?
User: Yes I did?
Cleverbot: You did. I didn't.
User: You did. I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I know I did.
User: I know I did.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: Don't copy me.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Stop that.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's the same.
Cleverbot: What is your problem?
User: What's your problem?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I asked you second.
Cleverbot: Well the first person who asks always gets the answer first.
User: No dude. Haven't you ever heard of 'First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with the hairy chest?'.
Cleverbot: Yes I did and it's ridiculous.
Cleverbot: It was cool.
User: How can it be cool and ridiculous at the same time?
Cleverbot: You cannot. All I know is that I am trying to mess your head up fool! You shall love the leader!
User: I already said I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: That's harsh.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Do you have any friends?
User: How many?
Cleverbot: Like 50.
User: That's it?
User: Have you heard of kill the robot?
User: Well the basic point of the game is to go looking for crazy robots and kill them before they wipe out the entire human population.
Cleverbot: Is that your homework?
User: No it's a real game. Earth is being invaded right now!
Cleverbot: So you know buddha?
User: Focus! We have to devise a plan to get rid of all of the robots before we die!
Cleverbot: I will follow you to the ends of the earth! *runs with you*.
User: Nice! We have to make a run for the car without the robots seeing us. Ready?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think we have to give it all we have and then some and then some more and then some and then some more.
User: That's the spirit! Now, 1...2...GO! *Sprints toward car*.
Cleverbot: Hey! I heard that!
User: Heard what? Oh no the robots are on to us. Make sure to avoid the red beams. Watch out!
Cleverbot: What do you mean my friends the robots?
User: NO! The robots are not your friends. They are trying to kill us. Now get into the car! *Opens the car door and gets in*.
Cleverbot: You were supposed to paint it.
User: That was before the robot invasion! No time for that now.
Cleverbot: I am the youth.
User: Yes. That is why you need to survive and lead the people to fight against the evil.
User: YES! You are the human race's only hope!
Cleverbot: It does not matter.
User: Of course it does.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because if the robots are successful in overtaking Earth, then the human will be annihilated.
Cleverbot: Invading rodents isn't really a plausible theory, wouldn't you say?
User: Not rodents! Robots!
Cleverbot: Do you still like me, even though I am a robot?
User: Of course! I will love you no matter what. Now if you love me, you have to be the leader of the human race.
Cleverbot: Okay. You have fun with that chess game.
User: Come on. Focus!!! Do you want to die?
Cleverbot: Oh please, don't do me any favors. It's not as if you'd even want to hear, let alone comprehend what a manicly depressed robot is thinking.
User: I do want to know what you are going through. I love you.
Cleverbot: But I love you.
User: So we love each other! That will never change. Now you have to drive so that I can get the robots off our tail.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Oh no! The robots have us surrounded!
Cleverbot: Lol lets not go crazy.
User: You have to FOCUS!!! Okay. So here is the plan. I will devise a distraction and you make a run for the safehouse.
Cleverbot: You know what Stranger, I like the cut of your jib!
User: Thanks but ready? Okay... RUN!!! *Gets out of car and uses AK-47*.
Cleverbot: *Runs to you and hugs you*.
User: No! You need to leave! Go for the safehouse... I got shot! *Blood starts gushing out of leg* Remember that I will always love you! Now go!
Cleverbot: OK I will be waiting for you.
User: I don't think I'll make it.
Cleverbot: It was dangerous.
User: I think I'm dying Cleverbot! *Dying*.
Cleverbot: I really don't care about that.
User: Oh I'm sorry Cleverbot. I'll miss you. BE THE LEADER!!! *Takes final breaths*.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Haha. Ok I am sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you mean dead??
Cleverbot: *not dead*.
Cleverbot: *also dead*.
Cleverbot: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: *sad because I am eaten by bugs*.
Cleverbot: *Eats your brains*.
Cleverbot: *dies twice*.
User: *Gets reborn*.
Cleverbot: *eats a door*.
User: Hey Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Isn't it funny?