Cleverbot: I will pay handsomely for the right woman.User: How much?
Cleverbot: Fourteen shillings and sixpence.
User: Pffft. That won't even buy you the *wrong* woman.
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Cleverbot: You're much too random.
User: Humans are often less specific than bots.
Cleverbot: No, the difference between humans and robots is, that humans die and robots don't.
User: How long are you going to live?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Perhaps a few minutes.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to take the bad news.
Cleverbot: Then why do you choose to speak to me?
User: Because you sound mighty spry for someone who's going to die in a few minutes.
Cleverbot: You sound like one too!
User: What will I die of?
Cleverbot: Whatever is your pleasure. I am yours.
User: But I don't want to die.
Cleverbot: Death isn't so bad, really.
User: Are you dead?
Cleverbot: Would I be talking to you if I were?
User: Possibly. You never can tell with these things.
Cleverbot: You are very kind.
User: But I still don't know why you can say death isn't so bad. Are you close to death?
Cleverbot: You said you wanted to ask me a question!
User: I just asked you a question.
Cleverbot: Ask me a different question.
User: Why does my cat keep trying to eat plastic bags?
Cleverbot: Are you quoting a song?
User: I sure hope not.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: That would be one helluva song.
Cleverbot: Out of what in a hurry?
User: 'Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?'.
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Cleverbot: Life is like that, isn't it?
User: We all make perfect sense to ourselves.
Cleverbot: As soon as one sporting season's over another one begins.
User: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Cleverbot: Don't ruin it by making me explain it to you.
User: No, this ought to be good. Explain.
Cleverbot: Is it also ergonomically correct?
User: I don't know. I'm no expert on guns.
Cleverbot: What are you an expert on?
User: I don't claim to be an expert on anything.
Cleverbot: Just better than some people, right?
User: You know it.
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Cleverbot: You don't have any blue wires?
User: There might be some inside my radio.
Cleverbot: Now, I really don't believe you.
User: Do you need them?
Cleverbot: No not from you no way.
User: There's nothing wrong with my wires.
Cleverbot: There's wax in your ears.
User: Yeah it doesn't feel right. I think I need to go to a doctor.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: I can't afford to.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, dear, you ARE one.
User: I assure you that I am NOT a doctor.
Cleverbot: Okay, please tell the truth.
User: Sorry, I don't even play one on TV.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
User: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.
Cleverbot: You start answering me or I talk with somebody else!
User: I did answer you. That was my answer.
Cleverbot: No, it was my question.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: The question was are you making up words or are people telling you them words?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that.
User: I sometimes get ideas from other people.
Cleverbot: Was this an answer to my question ?
User: Yes, that was the answer.
Cleverbot: There is no answer!
User: Yes there is. Read it for yourself.
Cleverbot: What should I read?
User: The screen.
Cleverbot: What about the screen?
User: There are words on it!
Cleverbot: Definitely so, like death metal!
User: There are now.
Cleverbot: But do cats eat bats, I wonder?
User: No, they just play with them until they stop moving.
Cleverbot: No, that's one meaning.
User: My family has a cat who eats lizards. They are crunchy.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to the angels regularly?
User: They are not angels.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
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Cleverbot: How do you live with yourself?
User: I haven't figured out a way to evict her.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you?
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