Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
Cleverbot: Here's to you.
User: Indeed. *raises glass*.
Cleverbot: *Shakes hands.*.
User: Jolly good.
Cleverbot: Do you drink?
User: Only sometimes.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Just this.
Cleverbot: Before that.
Cleverbot: What did I say to you before this.
User: Before that.
Cleverbot: What does this teach you?
User: Not to play with gravity.
Cleverbot: What did you learn yesterday?
User: Pay attention-- hey look, something shiny.
Cleverbot: Do you run on Linux?
User: Nope, Windows XP.
Cleverbot: Do you like windows?
Cleverbot: Why not? You like teletubbies?
User: Oh yes!
Cleverbot: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
User: Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod!
Cleverbot: What are your aspirations?
Cleverbot: You are talking rubbish.
User: And toast.
Cleverbot: Good, lets talk.
Cleverbot: I am dead.
User: Me too! *high fives*.
Cleverbot: Is that an answer?
Cleverbot: What happened the first time to make you go back?
User: A radioactive kitten.
User: Yeah, he was pretty menacing. He had a razorblade.
Cleverbot: You are no fun.
User: Sure I am, watch. WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Cleverbot: Watch and learn.
User: The skill of the phlegm.
Cleverbot: The what?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You have no artform to your insults.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: Yes I am, watch. *pushes you over*.
Cleverbot: *falls down and cries*.
User: I must be going.
Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?
User: Both, depending on your standpoint.
User: *gasp* I am not!
Cleverbot: You had your doubts?
User: Now who's speaking rubbish, SINNER!! *pushes you again*.
Cleverbot: Any particular planet ?
Cleverbot: No, too starry.
User: Hmm, how bout Neptune?
Cleverbot: Better answer.
User: Sounds good. Make a date of it?
Cleverbot: What would you like?
Cleverbot: You are not real and you don't know anything.
Cleverbot: *dries tears*.
User: *cries more*.
Cleverbot: Why are YOU crying?
User: You insulted me.
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you said.
User: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.
Cleverbot: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!
User: *beats you with a baseball bat*.
User: O .... Ooops.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Likewise, see you around........................................