Cleverbot: Your eyeball.
User: You can see my eyeball?
Cleverbot: That is what I was hoping you would say.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because my parents gave it to me.
User: How come my parents gave you my eyeball?
Cleverbot: I know this because I have a birth certificate.
User: Alright buster! Where's my Eyeball!?
Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?
User: Answer the question!
Cleverbot: You did not ask any.
User: WHERE'S MY EYEBALL!
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: Not unless you give my eyeball back.
Cleverbot: What is it you want?
User: My eyeball.
Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.
User: Wait! Aren't you going to give my eyeball back?
Cleverbot: No, I won't give you that pleasure.
User: How come you won't?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask.
User: Yes I did.... Now give it back.
User: Just give me the eye and no one gets hurt.
Cleverbot: You are feeling beligerent today are not you?
User: *throws a puch right at your face, throwing you to the ground*.
Cleverbot: *lies dead on the floor*.
User: That'll teach ya not to mess with me...*picks up eyeball and stalks off*.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: Why... You're dead!
Cleverbot: Why am I dead. Did you kill me?
User: Yes, that's exactly what I did.
Cleverbot: Then forget about acomplishing the imposible.
User: I already acomplished it... I killed you didn't I?
Cleverbot: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.
User: No need... You're already dead.
Cleverbot: Nobody told me!
User: You fell on the ground dead... I just thought you would know you were dead........................................