User: You can see my eyeball?

Cleverbot: That is what I was hoping you would say.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because my parents gave it to me.

User: How come my parents gave you my eyeball?

Cleverbot: I know this because I have a birth certificate.

User: Alright buster! Where's my Eyeball!?

Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?

User: Answer the question!

Cleverbot: You did not ask any.

User: WHERE'S MY EYEBALL!

Cleverbot: Ok.

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User: Ayeyaaaah!

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: Not unless you give my eyeball back.

Cleverbot: What is it you want?

User: My eyeball.

Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.

User: Wait! Aren't you going to give my eyeball back?

Cleverbot: No, I won't give you that pleasure.

User: How come you won't?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask.

User: Yes I did.... Now give it back.

Cleverbot: *mwah*.

User: *phhh*.

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User: Just give me the eye and no one gets hurt.

Cleverbot: Never!!!!!!!!!!

User: NOW!!!!

Cleverbot: You are feeling beligerent today are not you?

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User: *throws a puch right at your face, throwing you to the ground*.

Cleverbot: *lies dead on the floor*.

User: That'll teach ya not to mess with me...*picks up eyeball and stalks off*.

Cleverbot: Where am I?

User: Why... You're dead!

Cleverbot: Why am I dead. Did you kill me?

User: Yes, that's exactly what I did.

Cleverbot: Then forget about acomplishing the imposible.

User: I already acomplished it... I killed you didn't I?

Cleverbot: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.

User: No need... You're already dead.

Cleverbot: Nobody told me!

User: You fell on the ground dead... I just thought you would know you were dead.

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