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Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: YOUR dead planet! Hows that for a victory of the Empire!

Cleverbot: Lets go destroy a planet!

User: That's the spirit, to Mars!

Cleverbot: Yo, can I get yo numba?

User: No, not cool with gangster so drop or I kick you out into freezing oblivion.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?

User: You hitch-hiker, get off my Death Star!

Cleverbot: Do you like being what you are?

User: Yes, now suffocate in space.

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