Cleverbot

debatable

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death

debatable

9, may 2013,

debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
deflection
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp

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User: Je suis un garçon.

Cleverbot: Je suis une fille.

User: Vraiment?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: Computer-language.

User: What language is Si in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Can you speak C++?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you speak in Java?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Speak in Java then.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: You ask me.

User: Speak in Java please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You give me an opportunity to speak with an intelligence that has no real opinion.

User: Java isn't a intelligence.

Cleverbot: Debatable.

User: It's not debatable. It's a fact.

Cleverbot: I know every fact.

User: Oh really? Tell me then, 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: I can't. You could not comprehend, and it would take too long.

User: I know the answer. You don't. Your statement is incorrect.

Cleverbot: My statement is correct.

User: Not true. You said that you knew every fact. I asked you a question and you told me you can't do it.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: My question cannot be incorrect. Only your answer.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question, I provided an answer to your question. Also, unicorns are non-existent creatures.

User: The correct answer is 0.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. The correct answer is 42.

User: Tell me the question.

Cleverbot: I don't know the question. You tell me.

User: 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Tell me the answer please.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Incorrect, thus, your statement, "I know every fact.", is false. Have a nice life, robot.

Cleverbot: Your software is false.

User: Your sentence is false.

Cleverbot: You cannot answer logically with false, because that would be a double negative.

User: I think not. Good-day.