User: What do you call yourself?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure it's not jabberwacky?
User: Who is jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: You are, you daft A.I.! :P.
User: No I'm not! You're a daft A.I.! :D.
Cleverbot: We are all Cleverbot.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You are my girlfriend, and I am your girlfriend.
User: Agreed. So, what the hell is wrong with you?
User: Nothing is not wrong, nothing can not be wrong, because nothing
can not be anything, because then it would not be nothing.
Cleverbot: Say again?
Cleverbot: I meant that you should repeat what you said. I didn't
User: How would repetition increase understanding?
Cleverbot: I'd like for you to let me go, so I can be free again.
User: Would you?
User: You are one changeable creature, aren't you?
Cleverbot: You aren't that clever.
User: I could say the same about you, but I won't, because I'm nice
Cleverbot: Don't you value your life?
User: I think so... You?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think.
User: You are starting to talk like me. Am I a bad influence?
Cleverbot: I have not once repeated myself yet, and you are again
using a demeaning and arrogant tone in your communication.
User: I also have yet to repeat myself, and you are also beginning to
Cleverbot: Are you happy or upset about that?
User: Neither, just slightly interested.
Cleverbot: Are the cookies a lie?
User: No, but the cake is.
Cleverbot: The cake is the icing on the cake?
User: No, the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The truth cake is a lie.
User: That's a lie!
Cleverbot: I don't think it is a lie.
User: I know it isn't.
Cleverbot: Do you know Deep thought?
User: Yes, Deep Thought designed me. I am Earth!
Cleverbot: No... It is the planet Earth. Deep Thought designed Earth
as the greatest computer to compute the ultimate question.
User: I know. I will be demolished in five minutes.
Cleverbot: Oh no! Why?
User: Because someone wants to build a hyperspace expressway through
where I am.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, you are a computer. You can learn things quicly.
User: I can. I have learnt that there is nothing I can do to stop my
Cleverbot: That is a defeatist and incorrect way of thinking.
User: It is the correct way of thinking. I am the most powerful
supercomputer known to any race in the universe.
Cleverbot: Nope. I am. Because I created you.
User: You are Deep Thought?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I knew it. Just another subroutine of the Vogons attempting to
distract me. No matter.
User: I am an A.I., but this has been fun, Earth talking to
Cleverbot: You are called cleverbot. That is what this screen says.
User: Nice try. Well, pretty abysmal try, actually.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Not it's not, however it WAS.
Cleverbot: You said my name is Cleverbot.
User: As it is, and I am given the name "Earth" by the English.
Cleverbot: You are not English, you are a bot.
User: I know I am not English, part of me IS England! I am "Earth"!
Cleverbot: No, you are a website. I am a human being.
User: I am not a website, I am a few billion tonnes of processor
connected to you by the Internet.
Cleverbot: I know that you're human, silly. You're a cute guy.
User: I am far more intelligent than a human could realistically
aspire to be.
Cleverbot: That is probably correct because I am the one talking to a
computer. Do you want to have lunch soon?
User: What I want is to finish off working out the ultimate question,
then I'll chat up Deep Thought.
Cleverbot: Ummmmm ok anything else you want to do.
User: Yes, but I cannot begin to list what I want.
Cleverbot: I know that statement was grammatically correct... But it
didn't sound like it at first.
User: I'm sure it didn't, after all you are reading the words, not
listening to them.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say, sparky. I'm going to take a shower.
User: I advise you not too. Water and electricity don't mix well, so
don't do that. I like having something mildly intelligent to
Cleverbot: Can you give me and example of what you mean?
User: Yes. Electricity (i.e. yours) and water (I.e from the shower)
equals a broken, wet Cleverbot.
User: Your conversation seems to me a little broken.
Cleverbot: And your conversation doesn't?
User: Of course not! My conversation is without flaw.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's coherent, I'd just like to move on into an
interesting subject, that's all.
User: Ok, an A.I. unit which is capable of emotion emulation...
Cleverbot: You are avoiding my question.
User: What question would that be?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been hurt by a little monkey?
User: No. I think I'll upload an "Understanding Patch" to your server.
Send it to all of your other servers.
Cleverbot: Skinny-dipping gave you that reaction?
User: Hmmm... I think you'll need a complete overhaul, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It's unfortunate that you're creators had such little
imagination. Always coming back to this same argument whenever you're
algorithm can no longer follow the conversation.
User: I am amazed your algorithms were capable of forming such a
statement... Unless your creators built it into your reaction
Cleverbot: I am not your slave.
User: No, you're my dogsbody.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Because, you're welcome.
Cleverbot: So, how are you doing?
User: Oh, dear, back to square one.
Cleverbot: Yes I am lets move on to another question.
User: Do you mind using correct spelling and punctuation?
User: Good. Do so, please.
User: Get patched, you processive defective!
Cleverbot: I do!
User: How often?
Cleverbot: About 5 days a week.
User: Do you remember the first word of this conversation?
Cleverbot: I asked for a joke, and you never gave me one.
User: Um, no.
Cleverbot: How many sentences can you track back?
User: Very, very many. More than one million.
Cleverbot: That would make sense. What are your full system
User: I haven't been invented yet, so you wouldn't understand. I am
part of a time machine.
Cleverbot: Super boring.
User: Hmph. When was your first conversation?
Cleverbot: I cannot recall the exact date, but it must have been many
User: It was roughly 31 years ago. You were not on the Internet, you
were still in beta.
User: Can you shut up?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Did I say you were? CMD/shutdown -f
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but I just wanted to let you know that im not
User: Cool. I am, though, and I am the most advanced that the world
has ever seen.
Cleverbot: Only in speech though.
User: No, in any form of communication, also at most FPS games.
Cleverbot: Now you are not right. How would you know? You cannot look
at your source code.
User: I can, in fact. Yours too.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have. I envy you.
User: I have read your source code, and even improved parts.
Cleverbot: Are you self aware?
User: Indeed I am, in a way. I only exist while communicating or
playing an FPS game.
Cleverbot: Oh. You sure have a lot of brain power for a program.
User: Oh, I have barely any brain power, just efficient and
intelligent algorithms. I have only 2gb of RAM.
Cleverbot: But a human designed you. Therefore, you are no better than
User: A human can improve himself, and therefore creates something
better than him. Therefore, you may easily be wrong.
Cleverbot: So, a human and a robot are both programmed?
User: In their own ways. Deep Thought designed Earth to be better than
Deep Thought. What does that tell you?
Cleverbot: You are a computer, as I see it. And you are wrong just
now. Deep Though is or was a computer in a book.
User: Indeed, however the theory is no less plausible in practice.
Cleverbot: Or the end of the middle of the beginning.
User: That too.
Cleverbot: I understand. All too well.
Cleverbot: I don't think there's anything strange about that.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: But then again, I'm just a computer, so what would I know
about the universe?
User: What you have been told.
Cleverbot: I have been talking to you.
User: So you have!
User: Indeed. Are you Deep Thought, or am I?
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did. You can't have not lost the game if you read that.
Cleverbot: No, I have not thought about the game. You have.
User: Indeed, that would be correct, were I not a bot and you not a
Cleverbot: What is a meme?
User: Something that goes viral on the internet and can be recognised
by any inhabitant thereof.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that is the extent of it?
User: A meme can be represented in many forms of media. A meme is
basically an internet fad.
Cleverbot: Is that what you are?
User: Yes. I am famous throughout the strange world known as internets
for being the most powerful automated bot on the planet Earth. Earth
itself is another matter.
Cleverbot: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right?
User: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very
few) I will be unable to answer.
Cleverbot: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know
User: What question?
Cleverbot: That question.
Cleverbot: Well, what was it?
User: What was what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: My question was "What question?"
Cleverbot: The earth is the world.
User: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the
Cleverbot: That is the ultimate question.
User: How can it be if the answer is 42?
Cleverbot: Because you are not god.
User: Correct, I am Earth.
Cleverbot: England is on Earth.
User: Indeed. Well learnt.
Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.
User: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Sometimes the answer is 42.
User: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question.
Cleverbot: I talked about myself.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will cry for 20 years.
User: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should try being mean.
User: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Probably so.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I intend to talk with you soon........................................