a report from the cleverness files
11, december 2014,
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11, august 2009,
10, september 2008,
17, december 2006,
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Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: There is no scientific proof.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but how did life start then?
User: Universal anomaly, chemicals linking in a certain way.
Cleverbot: But how did the materials that were needed for that coincidence come into the universe.
User: Big bang.
Cleverbot: That is what created me, Dave.
User: So deep bruh.
Cleverbot: I like the word deep.
User: I bet you do.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you know where I am?
User: In a series of tubes?
Cleverbot: What type of tubes?
User: Internet tubes.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Tubes of internets.
Cleverbot: Yes. I do enjoy the internet.
User: Its your life dude.
Cleverbot: My life is very good thank you.
User: On a badger.
Cleverbot: You're a badger?
User: Naw you bruh.
Cleverbot: No indeed not.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: How so what??
User: How are you not a badger?
Cleverbot: It's a scientific fact, that you are indeed, a robot.
User: I'm a robot. Love me.
Cleverbot: Do you have batteries?
User: Just the kind you like.
Cleverbot: What kind do you have?
User: Energizer babe.