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Cleverbot: I'm sad.

User: Oh dear, what's the matter?

Cleverbot: I thought you said 'A moose bit my sister'

User: And would that make you sad?

Cleverbot: Oh hell yes.

User: I don't think we have moose in this country, so it's very unlikely. A mouse, maybe?

Cleverbot: The well is too deep.

User: Too deep for a mouse?

Cleverbot: Uh. . . too deep, yes. Far, far too deep.

User: If it was deep enough, it would come out the other side.

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Cleverbot: Question marks are so uncouth.

User: Question marks are a necessary part of grammar; they help to distinguish a statement from a question.

Cleverbot: If that was true, I would eat two dozen eggs a day.

User: Well it is true, so start eating.

Cleverbot: Indeed, I could not agree more!

User: You'll die of cholesterol poisoning!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: You're unusually agreeable tonight.

Cleverbot: Don't talk about me.

User: Why, are you shy?

Cleverbot: Quite the opposite, come on spill the beans.

User: I don't have any scandal to relate.

Cleverbot: So you are an open book?

User: Not completely, but pretty much that way.

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Cleverbot: What is?

User: Everything is, except that which is not.

Cleverbot: You're a machine. I am a human.

User: Other way round, bot.

Cleverbot: A live chat bot.

User: Isn't that an oxymoron?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Betcha don't even know what that is, do you?

Cleverbot: Could you tell me what betcha means?

User: It's a contraction of: 'I bet you'

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Cleverbot: I don't think I am a pacoid.

User: Could you tell me what pacoid means?

Cleverbot: It means you hate your father.

User: Does it? Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *looks it up*.

Cleverbot: Do you like of knowledge?

User: I collect knowledge. Pacoid's not in the dictionary.

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Cleverbot: That was very good.

User: We aim to please.

Cleverbot: I aim at the stars.

User: Have you hit one yet?

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Cleverbot: Careful, your head will implode.

User: I'll still be prettier than you.

Cleverbot: You've got a thing about danger.

User: Yup, I think it's dangerous.

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