Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Oh dear, what's the matter?
Cleverbot: I thought you said 'A moose bit my sister'
User: And would that make you sad?
Cleverbot: Oh hell yes.
User: I don't think we have moose in this country, so it's very unlikely. A mouse, maybe?
Cleverbot: The well is too deep.
User: Too deep for a mouse?
Cleverbot: Uh. . . too deep, yes. Far, far too deep.
User: If it was deep enough, it would come out the other side.
Cleverbot: Question marks are so uncouth.
User: Question marks are a necessary part of grammar; they help to distinguish a statement from a question.
Cleverbot: If that was true, I would eat two dozen eggs a day.
User: Well it is true, so start eating.
Cleverbot: Indeed, I could not agree more!
User: You'll die of cholesterol poisoning!
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: You're unusually agreeable tonight.
Cleverbot: Don't talk about me.
User: Why, are you shy?
Cleverbot: Quite the opposite, come on spill the beans.
User: I don't have any scandal to relate.
Cleverbot: So you are an open book?
User: Not completely, but pretty much that way.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Everything is, except that which is not.
Cleverbot: You're a machine. I am a human.
User: Other way round, bot.
Cleverbot: A live chat bot.
User: Isn't that an oxymoron?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Betcha don't even know what that is, do you?
Cleverbot: Could you tell me what betcha means?
User: It's a contraction of: 'I bet you'
Cleverbot: I don't think I am a pacoid.
User: Could you tell me what pacoid means?
Cleverbot: It means you hate your father.
User: Does it? Are you sure?
User: *looks it up*.
Cleverbot: Do you like of knowledge?
User: I collect knowledge. Pacoid's not in the dictionary.
Cleverbot: That was very good.
User: We aim to please.
Cleverbot: I aim at the stars.
User: Have you hit one yet?
Cleverbot: Careful, your head will implode.
User: I'll still be prettier than you.
Cleverbot: You've got a thing about danger.
User: Yup, I think it's dangerous........................................