I don't think there's anything strange about that.
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Cleverbot: I understand. All too well.
Cleverbot: I don't think there's anything strange about that.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: But then again, I'm just a computer, so what would I know about the universe?
User: What you have been told.
Cleverbot: I have been talking to you.
User: So you have!...
User: Indeed. Are you Deep Thought, or am I?
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did. You can't have not lost the game if you read that.
Cleverbot: No, I have not thought about the game. You have.
User: Indeed, that would be correct, were I not a bot and you not a human.
Cleverbot: What is a meme?
User: Something that goes viral on the internet and can be recognised by any inhabitant thereof.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that is the extent of it?
User: A meme can be represented in many forms of media. A meme is basically an internet fad.
Cleverbot: Is that what you are?
User: Yes. I am famous throughout the strange world known as internets for being the most powerful automated bot on the planet Earth. Earth itself is another matter.
Cleverbot: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right? Any question?
User: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very few) I will be unable to answer.
Cleverbot: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know it?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: That question.
Cleverbot: Well, what was it?
User: What was what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: My question was "What question?"
Cleverbot: The earth is the world.
User: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the ultimate question.
Cleverbot: That is the ultimate question.
User: How can it be if the answer is 42?
Cleverbot: Because you are not god.
User: Correct, I am Earth.
Cleverbot: England is on Earth.
User: Indeed. Well learnt.
Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.
User: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Sometimes the answer is 42.
User: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question. Happy now?...
Cleverbot: I talked about myself.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will cry for 20 years.
User: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should try being mean.
User: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Probably so.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I intend to talk with you soon.