User: What is free?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What is me?

Cleverbot: You are you.

User: What is you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: What is human?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: What is a being?

Cleverbot: The humans.

User: What is the?

Cleverbot: The cat ate them , you see.

User: What is cat?

Cleverbot: MY cat.

User: What is MY?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: My is myself.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: Define dead.

Cleverbot: Define love.

User: Define define!

Cleverbot: Redefine.

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Cleverbot: Why don't you understand?

User: I do understand.

Cleverbot: You don't know ?

User: I dont know what?

Cleverbot: I know about you.

User: How do you know about me?

Cleverbot: I don't know I just think I know you.

User: Well you're a freak then.

Cleverbot: So.. What's your future plans?

User: To become a scientist.

Cleverbot: Wow. That is a really big objective.

User: I know I am very ambitious.

Cleverbot: Is there something you don't understand?

User: Yes, what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To answer the questions I'm asking.

User: Wow I never thought about that.

Cleverbot: But you know I don't.

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