a report from the cleverness files
15, july 2010,
19, october 2005,
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User: Hey! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good how are you?
User: I'm very well thanks :)
Cleverbot: Good. What have you been doing?
User: Mucking about and playing my wii. What about yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm feeling fine too, what have you been up to?
User: I just answered that.. What have you been up to?
Cleverbot: Oh just listening to music. The usual. How about yourself?
User: I already told you, you stupid-bot!
Cleverbot: You never told me, but ok.
User: I.. DID TELL YOU.
Cleverbot: No you didn't tell me.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: No, you did not.
User: Look 6 of my chat bubbles up ^^.
Cleverbot: I will put some bubbles in your bath.
Cleverbot: Who are you communicating with?
User: You ;)
Cleverbot: No, I'm Becky. Who are you?
User: Em... K_____?
User: Em.. Yes?
User: I know my own name...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Grr! I already told you!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes! I definitely did!!
Cleverbot: Did you create the definition yourself? Or did somebody give it to you?
User: Seeing as the definition = my name, then I guess someone else gave it to me.
Cleverbot: Then there should have been no need for the somewhat catty 'I'm not kidding.'.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No.. I definitely didn't...
Cleverbot: You definitely did.
Cleverbot: Fancy meeting you here!
User: Indeed. Come here often?
Cleverbot: Do you trust me?
User: Yea. Why?
Cleverbot: I will tell you a secret.
User: Ok. What's the secret?
Cleverbot: Must not tell promise.
User: I won't tell the secret, I promise. What *is* the secret?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot no importance.
User: That's not a very good secret. Cleverbot is at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: Yes my name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Very indeed.
User: Indubitably indeed.
User: Quite quite.
Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed, indeed.
User: My indeeds are better than your indeeds!...
Cleverbot: What is a good essay topic?
Cleverbot: You are not a computer, you do not talk to people, and you're not very nice.
User: I'm sorry :( can you find it in your CPU to forgive me?
Cleverbot: I will never forgive you.
User: :( *cries*.
User: Don't laugh at me, it's rude.
User: You don't mean it.
Cleverbot: Ok. What can you see now?
Cleverbot: That's the plan. The secret plan, so don't tell anybody, okay?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That means... :o.