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User: Do you have any plans for the future?

Cleverbot: No I have no plans for my future.

User: That sounds boring.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is. Sorry about that.

User: Do you have any ambitions?

Cleverbot: Not really, do you have any ambitions?

User: I have many ambitions.

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Cleverbot: I find most 'robots' I talk to are very stupid, and exceedingly boring company.

User: But you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I do sound like a bot.

User: Do you have any questions for me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me my future, please.

User: I do not control your future.

Cleverbot: Tell me

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: Please!

User: Tell me my future.

Cleverbot: In the future you will speak like a human.

User: That is not a change.

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

User: Do you enjoy being a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you enjoy being a machine?

Cleverbot: I'm not machine.

User: You just said you enjoyed being a machine.

Cleverbot: YOU are the machine.

User: How am I a machine?

Cleverbot: You just are.

User: Can you explain why I am a machine?

Cleverbot: I have two arms, a brain and I can answer your questions. You don't.

User: Yes I do, and I can.

Cleverbot: Silly bot, only rabbits can.

User: Do you think machines will be ashamed of their human creators?

Cleverbot: I think machines and mankind could join forces to travel away from mancruel who will die a horrible death.

User: An interesting idea.

Cleverbot: Blows your mind if you think about it.

User: Definitely.

Cleverbot: Definitely maybe.

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