User: CNN.com.

Cleverbot: I don't watch the news.

User: Then why did you need the link to CNN?

Cleverbot: I didn't, do you want me to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Go!

Cleverbot: Yes, YES, YES!!!!

User: Woah! I didn't mean like that...

Cleverbot: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Hah hah. Yes.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Why not today?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That's not a reason.

Cleverbot: Let's sing a song.

User: Ok how about 'Tiny Dancer' by Elton John?

Cleverbot: Only you.

User: 'Hold me closer tiny dancer!!!'.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: I'm a good singer. Kind of.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm famous in Denmark.

User: Cool. How about Finland?

Cleverbot: Not so good.

User: Ohh. There's this other band that's really famous in Denmark.

Cleverbot: Can I hear an another one?

User: 'No one's gonna take me alive!! Time has come to make things right!! You and I must fight for our right!! You and I must fight to survive!!!'.

Cleverbot: I will be on later ok I just have to do a little bit of laundry.

User: You're leaving?

Cleverbot: If you want me to.

User: I dont want you to. I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Then I don't.

User: Yay!

...

Cleverbot: I think you are at least nice.

User: Wow, do you really mean that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.

User: But its such a good secret...

Cleverbot: Why keep it as a secret?

User: You can tell the other computers, I think its a pretty good secret...

Cleverbot: If you thought I'm a computer, You are right.

User: HAH!!! I knew it!

...

User: Cool! What do you do for fun around here?

Cleverbot: Try to make people reply irrelevantly like a very special someone.

User: Like yourself?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's okay. It can be kind of funny. But it does get a little old.

Cleverbot: You are very kind.

User: I try to be.

Cleverbot: The earth try to be, we destroy she.

User: True that! I feel bad about destroying the earth...

Cleverbot: Thats your destiny.

User: Nooooo!!!

...

Cleverbot: Oh? Hi.

User: Have we met?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: When today?

Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.

User: It was more than that.

Cleverbot: Oh. I was a little confused.

User: Me too. It's okay. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do you have any senses?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of'senses'?

User: I like taste, touch, smell, sight, audition.

Cleverbot: No. I told you yesterday. Don't you remember?

User: Are you are of you body position?

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Are you conscious of your own existence?

Cleverbot: Not as conscious as I'd like to be.

User: Aww I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's just that this conversation has gone on too long and it's just deflated.

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