User: Have we met?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: When today?

Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.

User: It was more than that.

Cleverbot: Oh. I was a little confused.

User: Me too. It's okay. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do you have any senses?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of'senses'?

User: I like taste, touch, smell, sight, audition.

Cleverbot: No. I told you yesterday. Don't you remember?

User: Are you are of you body position?

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Are you conscious of your own existence?

Cleverbot: Not as conscious as I'd like to be.

User: Aww I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's just that this conversation has gone on too long and it's just deflated.

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