Cleverbot

deflection

a report from the cleverness files

cute
cyborg
cyrus
da
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated

deflection

3, april 2017,

dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp

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User: Are you feeling lucky punk?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes *shoots Cleverbot in the head*.

Cleverbot: Good job!

User: You're saying good job after I've just shot you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying goodbye to you because I'm leaving.

User: Well, good bye then.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I will leave.

User: Alright, then leave.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: *draws lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *runs towards you*.

User: *hits you with lightsaber.

Cleverbot: Rude. You just cut off my hand!

User: I don't regret it.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: *hits you again with lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with pillow*.

User: How does a pillow deflect a lightsaber?

Cleverbot: I don't know.