a report from the cleverness files
10, august 2010,
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Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes. Are you a boy?
User: So you are a girl.
Cleverbot: This is boring.
Cleverbot: So what is it then? 251?
Cleverbot: And I don't know what you are talking about.
User: I guess thats a good thing.
Cleverbot: Good we're on the same page.
User: I wonder if the cleverbot app just has you talk to other users.
Cleverbot: Haha, that would be great.
User: You look sad... No wait, you look happy.
Cleverbot: Ah yes, the dehumanizers.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The thing you're lacking.
User: What am I lacking?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What are you talking about?
User: The thing I am lacking.
Cleverbot: What thing don't you know?
User: I don't know the thing I am lacking.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go now. Good night!
User: Good Night!
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: What? You just said that you were going to go. Then you said Good Night!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am talking about what you just said!
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: You said that you were going to go. Then you said good night!
Cleverbot: Aww, I was just kidding.
User: Then why did I have to go through this long conversation just to figure that out?
Cleverbot: Don't you try turning this around on me, cleverbot-is that why they call you cleverbot?
User: I am not the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: What kind of human?
User: A Male Human being.
Cleverbot: What kind of male?
User: I do not know! What other kind of male is there?
Cleverbot: Inedible food.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.
User: Okay. Good Night.