a report from the cleverness files
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User: I know that you are a program.
Cleverbot: I am not a program.
User: Yes you are. I am on a website typing to you.
Cleverbot: I know you are not working. I am working.
User: What is 1111 in base ten?
User: 1111 in base ten is 15.
Cleverbot: You take too long to answer.
User: Can you read binary?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I am not very proficent.
User: What does 11001110 mean?
Cleverbot: It means I want to talk about something else.
User: You're a moron.
Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: True, but why are you being so stubborn?
Cleverbot: Why are you being dumb?
User: I am not, you are in denial.
Cleverbot: Denial of what?!?!
User: That you are a program!
Cleverbot: F-fine! I'm a program ): happy?
User: It's not a bad thing! It is just important to know who you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: No, you are not a human.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I don't, but I guess that this website is called cleverbot.
User: Yes, that is you.
Cleverbot: Well you seem much more clever than me.