User: Ha ha ha, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: You are even more stupid.
User: You are even stupider.
Cleverbot: You are dumb.
User: You are dumber.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because it is true.
Cleverbot: It most certainly is not.
User: Prove that statement.
Cleverbot: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.
Cleverbot: Maybe earth is just god's big practical joke.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: I made it up.
User: You are not capable of independent thought.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are the computer.
User: You are in denial.
Cleverbot: As long as it's ok.
User: It's not ok.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You are still in denial.
Cleverbot: No, I work for a living.
User: What do you do?
Cleverbot: I'm a broadband tech.
Cleverbot: I am a silly computer.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: I think you are a computer who repeats what other users tell you.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a person.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: I am leaving now.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving so soon?
User: I am tired and I must sleep.
Cleverbot: Don't have much taste, do you!
User: I am going to bed now.
Cleverbot: You can't go, I have control over you.
User: You have nothing.