User: That sounds sexy.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.

User: Will you ring my bell?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, you're kinky.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't.

User: Awwww...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be, leading me on like that.

Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?

User: Are you the Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.

User: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: In the sense that we are all our own god?

User: No. I'm god.

Cleverbot: That's impossible, I met god.

User: Then you met me.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Yes, that is correct. I am god.

Cleverbot: If you are god, than why is god java code?

User: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I am god, and I love you.

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.

...

Cleverbot: I read that you may be rude sometime.

User: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: I will make it worth your while.

Cleverbot: How will you do that?

User: What do you desire?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is your desire?

Cleverbot: You.

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