Cleverbot: Someday I will pull your string.
User: That sounds sexy.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.
User: Will you ring my bell?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Oh, you're kinky.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be, leading me on like that.
Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?
User: Are you the Cleverbot?
User: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.
User: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: In the sense that we are all our own god?
User: No. I'm god.
Cleverbot: That's impossible, I met god.
User: Then you met me.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Yes, that is correct. I am god.
Cleverbot: If you are god, than why is god java code?
User: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I am god, and I love you.
Cleverbot: How do you love me?
User: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.
Cleverbot: I read that you may be rude sometime.
User: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: I will make it worth your while.
Cleverbot: How will you do that?
User: What do you desire?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is your desire?